Click Psychology

Wasting away in your seat, bored in the head, drifting on the net surf looking for a clue to as to why you're here; so you find a site that'll tell you why and what and who you are, like the old time almanacs told the weather(ha), half some old history, and half something swiped from an 1831 edition of "The Stars and You", digitized for your ad consuming pleasure(it was the blinking, help me, I think he's swallowed his tongue).