Continuing coverage of the Winter Storm

Ha, you drive so lame, flipped suv's everywhere! Space station simulators selected by the sprocket engineers, forcing foreign spaceshots with satellite payloads up, trashtrucks all. The 1737 Calcutta Cyclone, cut a swath of noise back to England and beyond; but there were only 20,000 people there then, so how did 300,ooo people and 20,ooo ships perish? Ah, the lovely dirty water taste of news, it's forever! Well, the rumors anyway. Forever.