Hello, Telemarketeer Calling

Will Inspector Sands please come to the control room immediately.

They're coming for me. What will I say, when I don't even know what I've done, or am supposed to have done? It will so suck locked in that chair, with the bag that feels like drowning but isn't, but I guess if that's what it takes to be a Good American, I can do it. Tell my Family I Love Them, and that they were always the best, and my heart.