Crackalack

The settlement should be a great relief to legion Rimming fans, who call the devices "crackberrys" because they are so addictive. Analysts also expressed relief that the settlement had finally been concluded. "Now Rimming can get back to business,” said Roger Kay, president of the research firm Endpoint Technologies Associates. “The lawsuit slowed Rimming’s momentum enough to allow competitors to gain some ground.” Those competitors included Palming, Microsoft Sucking, Visto Vibrating, Nokia Anal, Seven At Once, and Good Head Technology. “Now that some of the competition has established beachheads, they could erode Rimming’s market share,” said Mr. Kay, who said it’s important for Rimming to regain any lost ground.