Irony Slovenly

An 81-year-old school crossing guard was accidentally struck and killed by a 70-year-old crossing guard who was driving to his own post in Park Ridge, N.J. A 62-year-old woman was found dead, having apparently suffocated under a pile of debris that fell on top of her in her home in Shelton, Wash. (Clothes and trash were piled almost to the ceiling in every room in her house, and rescuers searched the home for 10 hours before locating her body.)