All Tied Up In Smoke Up

Did you see it coming Porter Goss? What kind of name is that anyway? Just curious, sheesh. On state highway 2 near Papamoa, New Zealand, police stopped a 32 year old man driving 121 km/hr, with no license and also no arms, having kept relatively good control with one foot on the gas and the other on the steering wheel. He told officers he had been driving that way for years without incident, a fact that amazed police. The man still got a NZ $170 ticket. The Nigerian Football Association has advised its referees that they may accept money from teams, but that they should only pretend to treat the briber favorably because they have a duty to call a game fairly.