On Second Thoughts

The runaway bride who generated a media storm with her phony tale of abduction and the fiance who took her back, have broken up for good, the man’s friends and family told Peeps Le Magazine. “We’re just glad there’s a final resolution,” John Mason’s father, Claude Mason, told the hagazine. He had planned to be his son’s best man at the wedding. Jennifer Wilbanks, 33, said: “John and I have some things to work out.” Love the goggle eyes! "And are you not," said Fook, leaning anxiously foward, "a greater analyst than the Googleplex Star Thinker in the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity which can calculate the trajectory of every single dust particle throughout a five-week Dangrabad Beta sand blizzard?"