For Googling Hearts Desires

PiperTheFallingestDownCat: Thus, the sparkling water habit.
skunkfacedrabblerouser: hi chat book internet people
tuporandomletters: hi tepid of the... yes fine ty. how's yourself?
dont_call_me_chris: i don't really like to talk about this in chat, because it's pretty personal, but my computer was brutally raped a few weeks ago
artsy_katy: I think ole Billy was messed up when he wrote Hamlet
tuporandomletters: in a good way, tepid?
tepidtepid: and i'm up to HERE in work
tuporandomletters: woo hoo
tepidtepid: yes, very
zen_garden_flamingos: hmmm......nothing like rape humor
schnerzazcho: it's okay, this is a safe haven for discussing computer date rape chris
crack_aficionado: Hamlet killed Ophelia's father with a wrench in the library.
tuporandomletters: exciting though i guess?
skunkfacedrabblerouser: I was about to note that I'm here representing the backwards state of Texas but I see I'm not the only Texan
tepidtepid: and now a blog as well
dont_call_me_chris: it's going to be awhile before my computer can have regular sex again
tuporandomletters: excellent
tepidtepid: so really really busy
tuporandomletters: a blog huh
The Fabulously Funky Fun Super: hi you
tuporandomletters: i shall have to check that out
dont_call_me_chris: it tried to cyber yesterday and just curled into a bal and cried
The Fabulously Funky Fun Super: im fucking back again
he Fabulously Funky Fun Super: hey black
skunkfacedrabblerouser: well I noticed you are from Texas, Shallow
vinjungl: earase the past
PiperTheFallingestDownCat: Too bad Capt Howdy isn't here. I finally saw Jackass 2.
zen_garden_flamingos: oh christ, it's a mastrubating aussie again
schnerzazcho: chris, I'm so glad you're in here
dont_call_me_chris: rape moniter they call it. when some computers are just asking to get raped. all tarted up in its fancy new keyboard
fox/rainy: is glad to hear someone else hated romeo and juliet besides me
skunkfacedrabblerouser: so you're in Austin too?
targethifi: romeo and juliet awfully boring
schnerzazcho: sounds sort of primal chris
The Fabulously Funky Fun Super: zen you love it
skunkfacedrabblerouser: cuz from what I can tell, this is the only part that isn't at least sorta backward
dont_call_me_chris: i'm glad you're in here too my only fan
vinjungl: for sure bigg boobs are a comming
schnerzazcho: you'd be surprised at who listens to what chris...
skunkfacedrabblerouser: yes, well, they have great Iraqi food in Kabul but I wouldn't want to live there
vinjungl: ring of huge boobs
dont_call_me_chris: you mean i might have secret admirers?
The Fabulously Funky Fun Super: mmm, food
crack_aficionado: i enjoyed "all tarted up"
schnerzazcho: perhaps chris
skunkfacedrabblerouser: I haven't sample any asian food yet