I'm Sorry Sir

I don't do why but it says on my list right here all the Dicks have got to get to hell or frozen Wyoming, except for this one here with the asterisk; no you can't ask about, now pick; for all you SS types, fug your mother I'm a pacifist; that means I prefer the west and fisting beaus; yes, just like you; cracy is one letter off ra for that, drop the h, sun will still shine upon us, except for the us part. Something for the con, implant only because it can't be swallowed. Legal. Que tal?