Rewrite A Curved Universe

Colorado corn and the sniff(l)ing season. Back east crocus, not so fast. Seafood good for pregnant women, study finds. Yayo, we big brain babies love our mercury. How many people you going to wreck in that Camry, boogity boogity cheater? Hope restrained for Middle East peace initiative. But we're straight right, we resign, and the checks'll start clearing again, right? Trust they want, sheesh, the worst spy ever was a Fed, a good altar boy; we never, would have guessed it, he was so, nice. We die from paper cut fine lines in the best lied intentions of bureaucrats and beholden men, though by men I mean rats and roaches, but then that would slander the verminkind. Fear and primate face for everyone! No need to hide your dropping down dog. Concerts for climate change, that'll be the day, uh huh. 363 tons of (mathefucking) disappeared money, who needs oil?