No Hapless Clouds Around Here

How's my back brace? The one who doesn't kill me for saying bad things about our cockblocking baby. I worship the chairs you've sat on, and the side of the tub, and whatever else you sit on too; even me, maybe; for a, moment. Couldn't find my belt, because I didn't believe, still don't; but I do in 8, and 28, and Satan plus 9 months. Can I get a dog?