The Board on Bored

Homer: "To alcohol(boredom)! The cause of, and solution to, all of(internet) life's problems."
If you're bored you're boring, or I could just be being mean(and dumb, basically I'm a mean dumb); I used to say it and my Mom would say, "Go clean your room" and I would pause and laugh and she would pause and deadpan, "Really, go clean your room". Not really, to the last part, but I usually did that or something else anyway and felt better for it, because you have to escape your pod sometimes, and any way's a good one(um, make that most ways, and quit picking at that!).
Come on kiss me on the myth. We need it so very much. I know you know I know; you know? Spiraling down the tornado from slow time days that will never end, to when will I get to be grown up and do all those things they won't let me do yet flaunt in my face in a thousand ways, and then bark or bite me when I do those very same things, in their very same ways. To fast time and the race rat, chewing holes in the insulation of the world to short it out and burn it all, down; to pay it back for our lost innocence and dying intuition, praying for a devil to sell your soul to, anything to live forever, forever.