AllCrazyAllRightUpToYourFaceAndDisYou

There has been some debate about how Arial is correctly pronounced, and although people may be used to saying "air-ree-al", they are incorrect. The correct pronunciation is "are-ree-al".(Jesus wept.)

You sell crazy like Patong sells sex, another ugly white pate with a broken aerial, distorted signal; only goal, a long line of people to walk on like Jesus o'er the water, like Buddha supine against the tree apres.