Bewitched Bellinis

Peach pureed! Don Knotts is dead, all hail The King. Now I know you didn't know this, so I hope it squeezes out something good you really really needed, like where you left your car keys, but aka Barney Fife was the leader of the alien ant farm collective known as Earth.1, and he was sent down with the Bristlecone Pines 5000 years ago to keep an eye on us, but hey, not even aliens live on forever, and Kings often die badly, oddly it's never the ones with funny faces who live on, and on, TV planet. Our dreams are not our own, but they play on our mental monitors in midnight screenings that never stop running until we do, one owner(do the voices count?), low mileage, some minor dents and one ding.