Numbers After Names

Following news earlier this week that Isaac Hayes (bitch) had split "South Park" over the lampooning of Scientology in the "Trapped in the Closet" episode, Variety reports that a repeat was pulled this week. It cited that Tom Cruise (woowoo) had threatened to cancel all publicity for "Mission: Impossible 3" (can't wait) if Comedy Central (bitches) aired it again. A Cruise spokesman (toady) denied him making any such statement, and "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone (fags, but funny) gave this made-for-TV statement on the matter: "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" Commercial Central is owned by Paramount (slut) corporate sibling Viacom (crackho).