Thus Spake Zarathustra Pwned

Leetspeak? I can't even speak English properly.
The eternal noob, boob in space kind of thing.
But everywhere, not just online or in code,
or at least it feels that way to me, mostly.
I see you all looking uncomfortable as well,
and when I know you,
I usually find that you are,
and that you clinch just like me;
in other ways,
from the noons across ambient bruxing nights.
I once asked a guy "Hi, having a good day?",
and he answered "I never had a bad day!",
and I was awed..into thinking..'Never?'.