Speak Up Shot Down

Esoteric e-mail with pictures is what I get. You think they don't watch you, well honey chile that's what watchers do, but nobody watches over them watching you, and recourse is a bird with clipped wings, he or she would fly to your rescue like Lassie(a feathered one), but they can't fly anymore either. Does M contain itself? If it does, it is not a member of M according to the definition. On the other hand, if we assume that M does not contain itself, then it has to be a member of M, again according to the very definition of M. Therefore, the statements "M is a member of M" and "M is not a member of M" both lead to contradictions. You're telling me brother. She hates when I call her "Man." But calling her "Dude" is dumber by far, to my ears. I am lying now. This statement is false.