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A drunk driver just 100 yards from Australia's iconic giant monolith once known as Ayers Rock stopped police to ask the way to the 1,100-foot-high rock. The headlights of the man's car were actually shining on Uluru, which has a 5.8-mile circumference, Northern Territory police said. The man, whose car was also towing an aluminum boat, has been charged with drunk and unlicensed driving.
A South African dominatrix has given up her battle to live in a vicarage, telling the church's congregation they can "shove" the disputed residence, a local newspaper reported Wednesday. Following the dispute, Marianne Ellis told the Pretoria Pews she was temporarily calling a halt to her career. "But I will crack the whip again after we have moved. Then I will be back with a vengeance."
British Columbia proposed legislation on Tuesday to allow people, companies and public officials to apologize without it becoming an admission of liability. "There are times when an apology is very important and appropriate, but the legal implications have been uncertain," Attorney General Wally Opal said.