Timestamp Foolscaps

In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed . . . Because of you, our nation is more secure. Because of you, the tyrant has fallen and Iraq is free.”
“All of us can now agree that the fall of the Iraqi dictator has removed a source of violence, aggression, and instability in the Middle East . . . Men and women across the Middle East, looking to Iraq, are getting a glimpse of what life in a free country can be like.”
The President earned even more laughs when answering a woman who suggested that the war was a sign of an impending biblical Apocalypse. “I hadn’t really thought about it that way,” he replied. “I guess I’m more of a practical fella.”