69 but not the good kind

Oil prices paused at $69 on Wednesday ahead of US fuel inventory data, after jumping 2.3% towards record levels this week on uncertain supply from major exporters Iran, Nigeria and Iraq. Idiots starting shit, is never "wild speculation." Mmm, the things I could do with some ginger and a speculum, with the roster of world "leaders" bent over and mouth shut, finally. A Goldman Sachs analyst, a Merrill Lynch banker and a printing plant worker were arrested on Tuesday for allegedly participating in a $6.7 million insider trading ring that involved stolen magazines, strippers and a retired underwear factory worker in Croatia. What do you get if you take a...oh never mind.