Ding Dong The Dick Is Dead

"No Sir, it doesn't have anything to do with the asinine indictments out of Austin, or anything to do with Jack Abramoff, did you know I arrived at my arraignment today on a corporate jet owned by the R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co? They make such a fine product, American-owned you know. Hey Buddy, we're all sinners." Some more than the average bear. Want your legislation aced? Pay my wife for a fake job, keep filling the Republican battle troughs, and you're golden, over easy; like an expression about a gooses ass. 20 years ago Wal-mart bought only 6% of its merchandise overseas, now it's 66% Chinese.