Apr 27, 2006

OC But Not Cali

















Angelina Jolie has finally broken her silence on her relationship with Brad Pitt and says the media scrutiny makes her giggle. I don't know which is funnier, her "acting" or anybody caring. And that goes for all of them. Actors and CEO's are the most dispensable thing in any medium, but lawyers and agents have flipped it. Where the fuck is my personal jet? Where the fuck is my trailer? And the boardrooms and stockholders, pick an industry, any industry: Pay Me. See you on the set-up. United 93? You scumbags. I hope all connected get a nice and terminal case of le flesh eating virus. Middlesbrough comes back from four down to win, aggregating on to the finals for the first time ever! Hey, my bro is a middle bro too! Goggle has unveiled a new plan to spread the open-source Firfox Internet browser, starting off a new phase in the browser wars with Misosoft. Okay, is the team set up in Redmond? And the ordnance? We have a Go. With another hurricane season rapidly approaching, President Lush is assuring residents of America's Gulf Coast that the government will be ready to help should a killer storm strike once again. As good as last time? "Our current assessment is that the risks to inflation are perhaps the most significant at the moment," Fed Chief Bernanke said. Unless you have a taxpayer funded car and chaffeur, you mushmouth mf.

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