Cutting Wavers

Of 2,875 randomly picked male and female undergraduates and graduate students at Cornell and Princeton, 17% said they had purposely injured themselves and 70% said they had done so multiple times. Not even shocking. Somalia has sacked 4 warlords who hold posts in the interim government for involvement in violence that has killed some 350 people in the capital since February, a government spokesman said today. What government again? Whale sharks Alice and Trixie went on display Sunday after arriving the night before at the Georgia Aquarium, they joined two male whale sharks, Ralph and Norton, in their 6 million-gallon tank. That's right, trash the world and pimp the remains into an amusement park for gawkers united; and now that I'm dealing out more than three word snarkisms, fuck all of "the press", your lives are no more valuable than anyone elses.