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President Mushmouth on Saturday urged Congress to pass a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, saying in his weekly radio address that marriage "cannot be cut off from its cultural, religious and natural roots." Not without a fat retainer for the lawyer, he must have meant. Haditha, Hamandiya, Bologna. Another score blown up in Iraq, another whole household shot in Indy, a meteor caused the biggest mass extinction in Earth's history, and may have also spawned the Australian continent, US scientists say.