I Only Bought That One Time

One tomb please Dr. Kirkland, and don't go light on the aluminum gilt either. Hey Subday, you came early, nice bells. We could make it go, with the extra lost, from those without funnels, but it won't happen. Its so fun to waste it, whatever. Drag it down into a hole so no one else can have it; don't you know it's all mine? And now that I have
all that I could ever use in ten thousand lifetimes, I'll set it afire,
because your need can't touch my want; of course I meant well.