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President Bash warned US adversaries around the world on Saturday that Repoblican losses in the midterm kongressional elections don't signal a weakening of American resolve to win the war on terra. Oh, we's scared; for the veterans, our global relations, trade and budget deficits, mortgage rent electricity natural gas oil gas, and of course you need the DSL ergo home phone, tivo basic plus, celly with video text enablage, and did I forget a motherfuckin' fica? Property taxes, sales taxes, taxes taxes; do the ones on the phone bills go directly into the fat guy from the old Tammany Hall picture's pockets? Will I learn the apostrophe dance? You know you like those sweet cereals.