Aspergers Artificial Anus

Or however you spell that. Media player, how multi-use are you? Not the kind that turns your own songs orange and aurally verboten, the kind where you think you're learning something they didn't want you to know or didn't care enough about to dub it eyes-only, red herring yellow dog brokedick blues version: who gives a fuckfly? I am not a nihilist, just another; carbon expanding/based, megawatt beggar.