Mar 30, 2006

Howdy Doom

I'm looking for a LTR with a sweet, secure man. I have 2 Chihuahuas that are very protective of me. So don't send me any nasty pictures of your private parts or else...
Hi Guys...my friend and I are coming to town...we're looking for some sweet Texan cowboys to take us out on the 14th or 15th of April. We'd like to try to stay in the Burleson area. Please send pix and numbers as this computer won't be OTR with us.
Where did I put those instructions? Never mind I don’t need them. I usually only follow the instructions when all else has failed. I’m not really sure if instructions for life would make sense. Will you be mad if I’m 15 minutes late. I will try to balance it by being 15 minutes early, now and again. I have very good reasons (excuses in disguise). I couldn’t find my keys (this is usually the one that gets me every time), I got lost or I couldn’t get off the phone. So if this is your biggest pet peeve. STOP RIGHT HERE. I don’t want to deal with you and you defiantly don’t want me to keep you waiting. I’m not including a picture. The biggest reason is if you find me appealing you will lye. The next reason is my friends hate the whole idea of me on-line dating. But they’re not me. I very rarely go to bars, I work from home, and when I’m out, I’m with my kid, a client or my girlfriends. Who in their right mind is going to ask out a chick in the store with her kid right there? And when it has happened I looked at them like they were an Alien, thanked them and walked away. Clients are just big no-nos. And god help you, if you come up to me when I busy solving the worlds problems with my girlfriends. So my chances of being asked out are few and far between. I’m not looking for a hook up, that would be way to easy. I’m also not looking to get married or live with someone. At this point, my life is good the way it is. I would like someone to share time with, when I don’t have my kid, and eventually become my life partner. I have an open mind. I’m a responsible, caring, confident, and secure person. The best things about me are; I look great in a dress and I’m funny. The only drama I have in my life is when I choose to handle a situation emotionally; I have a kid if you consider that baggage, than that’s what it is. If you want to know more just ask. I prefer men who are 5’9” and taller, Caucasian, Latino or Indian (Asia). Sorry to the brothers out there, I’m not an equal opportunity employer. Height, Weight, Proportion is a must. No married men, or other wise attached in some way. Noone who does drugs (even if it’s a RX so you can be balanced). Your moral compass should not be broke. I guess this is the part you really want to know, since you made this far. I am 5’5” 125 lbs. brown shoulder length hair, and hazel eyes. Yes, I’m HWP, and Caucasian. I do smoke and drink socially. I try to work out three times a week, and eat a balanced diet. I am not a country girl. I love the city. I don’t like to cook but do. I have a moral compass and it works just fine. Your picture will get mine, if you decide not to, I will not respond.

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