Start Your Engines

Dear Gentlemen, I am a young lady who is completely destroyed. Today I have been enlightened. I am a mess beyond repair. All I am looking for is for somebody to write me a convincing love letter. That's it. I don't want to meet you, go out with you, know what you look like, etc. I only want somebody willing to spend/waste a few minutes of their life to write me a love letter that seems real. Please don't email me with anything talking about counceling, how I shouldn't pity myself, how people have it much worse than I do, any propositions, derogatory messages making me feel worse, etc. etc. etc. Please only email me if you are willing to write me a convincing love letter to try to help me feel a little better and make me smile. I know this is such an odd request, but I could really use it right now. Thank you.