Crazy Persian Cats

Iran yesterday brushed aside calls to suspend uranium enrichment as the head of the UN nuclear watchdog attempted to defuse the stand-off during a one day mission to Tehranistan, Iranistan, Allahistan.
Mahmoud Ahmythroat! Ahmadinejad, Iran's hardline president, said the Islamic Republic would not retreat "even one iota" in the face of growing international pressure after claiming triumphantly it had perfected pilot scale uranium enrichment and would proceed now on an industrial scale. "Our answer to those who are angry about Iran obtaining the full nuclear cycle is one phrase. We say, 'be angry and die of this anger'," he said. That and "Thank you for continuing to buy our oil at purposely politically inflated, insane prices." Followed by a whispered under breath but totally heard by everyone "Suckers!"