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Tiger Woods has apologized for comments he made during an interview after The Masters at Augusta National Golf Club last week. When asked about his play on Sunday at Augusta, Woods replied: "I putted atrociously today. Once I got on the greens, I was a spaz."
"Tiger meant nothing derogatory to any person or persons and apologizes for any offense caused," Woods agent Marky Mark Steinberg said in a statement issued on the players official website. Britain-based disability organization Scope, formerly The Spastics Society, said of Woods's comments: "Once again, Tiger Woods demonstrates that we are two nations divided by a common language." Oh Britain, you fell further than all of them Baby! From world domination bent to PC nightmare, in 3 easy centuries. And it was his agent that actually made the apology. Tiger? More like Pussy.
PS British police are hunting for thieves who stole a 200-year-old cannon from outside a military barracks in southern England. They said at least two people would have been needed to hoist the 150lb cannon from outside St George's Barracks in Gosport on the south coast. "These artifacts are loaned to various locations in Gosport to show the pride that people have in the history of our town," said Josephine Lawler, curator of the museum which owned the cannon. "However, if this is what happens to them, there will soon be no more left to display."