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Iranian President Mymood Ahmadandbad today insisted his country has the right to develop atomic energy, saying any aggressor who tries to thwart the nuclear program will be faced with a "historic slap." House leaders of both parties stood in rare election year unanimity Wednesday demanding the FBI surrender documents it took and remove agents involved in the weekend raid of Willy Jeffersons office. It could've been any one of us! To the press! The study found a 20-fold increased risk of lung cancer in people who smoked two or more packs of cigarettes a day and the more tobacco a person smoked, the greater the risk of developing both lung cancer and head and neck cancers. Whoever wins American Dildo, enjoy your 15 minutes of celebrity serfdom. Some Kool-aid? No thanks. Really.