Good Enough Friday

Computer scientists say a security hole recently found in Diebold Election Systems' touch-screen voting machines is the "worst ever" in a voting system. I think I'd prefer a purple thumb, and a receipt, thanks. An alligator attack is suspected in the death of Yovy Suarez Jimenez, 28, a South Florida woman whose dismembered body was found floating in a canal. Everglades dry? To the sloped cement versions of waterfront property my leathery friends! "To the young people helping us, fix bayonets now because the new Texas revolution is coming," Kinky Friedman told about 50 supporters before turning his 169,574 petitions in to Texas Secretary of State Roger Williams for verification. "Thank God for bars and dance halls," he said. "Every signature counts, whether it came from a country club or homeless shelter." Money vs Voters? No contest.