Spread It You

Welcome to your uni form, model 724, don't fight the fubar fact, you will be mistrusted by those not of your specs, and even your own, will slide their eyes sideways, now scanning, regardless of how you would treat them if they ever cared to know you, or yes just feigned it; but that's copacetic, or some mad fad future robotic word for it. Are you touching your monkey? Is it time for the moneyshot? Are you tired of pron and con references? Isn't it time, for tomorrow, to come, today.