Secret Sucks

To the lonely boys of the Chinese mainland! I have no sympathy. How much do four fuel sensors cost? And how much for a scrubbed launch? Facebook mea culpa, me no give a fucka. Peter Dicks was arrested at JFK in Queens early Thursday for having the temerity to possess two names that both mean: cocks. If your B sample is clean, but the A sample wasn't, then how exactly does that clear you of guilt? The reporters work for whoever pays them. I just wanted a burger!