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"If this was a European parliamentary system, it would have been a vote of no-confidence," said Ed Rollins, Pimpmaster Consultant to The Stars. An AP/Ipsos/Ubetcha poll on Friday found zat ze confidence in the pres continued to fall, even among Republicons. Two-thirds of Americains said the country was now on the wrong track, up from 61% a month earlier, and 77% believed a civil war would break out in Iraq. On Thursday, Dubai Ports World, the state-owned company which had acquired five US port terminal facilities as part of its $6.8bn purchase of P&O, was ordered by the ruler of Dubai to divest the ports in the face of congressional opposition. That may not be enough to end the controversy, however. A person close to the deal said last night that DP World would not necessarily sell all of its interest in P&O's US assets and could retain as much as 49%. A list of potential buyers is thought to have been drawn up, including New York's Maher Terminals, Eller & Co of Miami and private equity companies Blackstone and Carlyle Group.