We The Cheese

Objection! Sustained. Insert Lawyerese. Dick Wolf tied in wet leather and then dried in the sun, preferably over an anthill. Tighten up! Old school song, you wouldn't get it, it doesn't come in a p2p or text to text mess(age), phone pic or video, or a tete to tete which you call f2f; but makes me think of fucking. Whippersnappers of the world unite, be as a child, they do no wrongs but for it now being right. So says the Cowbell! Please see the bailiff on your way out, and thank you for shopping at Justice Mart, the home of volume savings, with more phylacteries called lawyers than you could ever use, at only a fraction more than all, of what you were worth to begin with.