Feb 26, 2007

Sideways The Other Direction


Sweetness what could say it? Truth is a trick, es...verdad, no kissing, at all. And all that I deleted; buggy but not bitten, chaff necessary, but, don't even. And all the pied ways we die; first tooth out to, blink reboot, next slide: our sibling kickstarted where is this and that scar story, another word for flickering, for something sweeter than any patent, that, they will never get. Drink, fine, be loud quietly and listen, to remember, is all we have, oh, and making them mm.

Feb 22, 2007

From The Well


It comes, uh huh, up and out, then you can't breath for your gricky nose and don't want to race the mind fantastic, you just want water feature head, soothing but maybe you have to pee now. I am responsible for how I wake, and that is like a mad motherfucker, meaning mean you know I never, and all apologies for it; but only in a Cobain another kind of saying fuck you way. Define profane here? For that I'm not sorry, tits are verboten but violence glory, bind my eyes.

Feb 20, 2007

To Be A Good Girl Bess


But remember. 75% gone in five seconds, begin. Henry Miller was my daddy, but I only care that she calls out for me, this is not for you. “He’s been under my protection for the last month. I give him to you. Give him back to me.” With that, Mr. Wells teared up, sobbed audibly and sat down. How did they not laugh? "You know, for these celebrities, it‘s really tough," New York-based psychiatrist Gale Saltz told The Ass Press. "They have no idea if anybody likes them for them. Everybody wants a piece." The winning bidder gets Spears‘ dark, knotty hair extensions, the clipper she used to cut them off, the Red Bull she drank at the salon and her Bic cigarette lighter.

Feb 17, 2007

Rewrite A Curved Universe


Colorado corn and the sniff(l)ing season. Back east crocus, not so fast. Seafood good for pregnant women, study finds. Yayo, we big brain babies love our mercury. How many people you going to wreck in that Camry, boogity boogity cheater? Hope restrained for Middle East peace initiative. But we're straight right, we resign, and the checks'll start clearing again, right? Trust they want, sheesh, the worst spy ever was a Fed, a good altar boy; we never, would have guessed it, he was so, nice. We die from paper cut fine lines in the best lied intentions of bureaucrats and beholden men, though by men I mean rats and roaches, but then that would slander the verminkind. Fear and primate face for everyone! No need to hide your dropping down dog. Concerts for climate change, that'll be the day, uh huh. 363 tons of (mathefucking) disappeared money, who needs oil?

Feb 16, 2007

Baked Beans Boy Buoys Balls


Welcome to the Nascar, Toy o ta, that's what you get hitching your wagon to the fey voice of that Napa pimp, the wrong Waltrip, Mikey. Yes, I'm that big of cracker, full time accent, check. As long as I can fast forward. Because commercialism is the greatest natural enemy of retinas, you didn't know? Better ask a search engine, but keep your eyes to the left if you do. Mexia could care, and I concur, the end. Persian dreaming, Vista patching, Detroit shrinking.

Feb 15, 2007

Fifth Warmest Year On Record



In the life of a gnat. Madre de Dios, land of the satellite snakes, they'll make great dunes. Like, in my, imagination, sure won't be seeing it, neither your nor my namesakes either but only in darker twitchier dreams; call it rapture bitches. We didn't do any badness. Participate and play along too? Right, then you tilt your head to the side, right, now nod along. Until we can fight the time itself we will kill everything, and then we will anyway. Korean haze, calm yourself China I meant meteorologically, wonder if the curious are peninsular escapee's or government programs, singing in the darkness for their imported Russian programmer Daddies. This character meaning: hm.

Feb 14, 2007

I'm Dying And I Need You


One thing that isn't news. I know you knew. Excelsior! Meaning onward! No, not ever upward, and not this either. Fear the trenchcoated. His wife is a fucking analyst. How about that? Roxanne with lyre accompaniment? No, thank you. Pyongyang will keep its nuclear weapons and materials. Success! Stooges styly boyo. A trillion calculations a second huh? And how will this affect my porn, I mean, my ability to maximize all of that future calculating potential?

Feb 13, 2007

Those Crazy B Words


North Korean breakthrough? Blackmail ho! How are you? Still cheaper than that 20 billion dollar tilt-rotor (moonpie in the sky) .50 cal. (or shoulder fired) bait. Yeah, Gaza will be all better now, uh sure. Resolution dreaming, do-nothing Congress, take #110: Action! Cut. Damnit, another cycle already? Tampons for my ears, pads for my bitches! Oh, they're on it. They are. The take, you sick putz.

Feb 12, 2007

But Does It Pop


Color front and center for the, peg? What have they done to you short for Peggy? Meaning? I don't know what, another way of calling women pigs? If we're on average stronger, and they're on average weaker, then how do they carry us? Huh? Tell me that. No, not like, as in, philosophically. Big stories for rubber bands snapping back. Call it what you will. Make mine a cold one @warm sandy allusion beach. Caps are the same, see ur.textionary for examples, or illusory, any.where. Or on whichever mountain they haven't razed yet.

Feb 6, 2007

The Third Lobe


I should edit it all black, or learn to say it succinctly, like a stolen kiss, says. But I believe in gauze too, we're all so wounded, in word, deed and deep in between, fuzzy is necessity here. The high pitched hum means the machines love you, all is well, all is well, all is well.

Feb 5, 2007

Dot Forehead Dot Dot


Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, who said he paid "an arm and a leg" for his Super Bowl tickets, wasn't at the game. Crist was in central Florida assessing damage caused by three tornadoes that killed 20 people and caused an estimated $68 million in damage. He skipped the game and returned to the state capitol, Tallahassee, to watch the game with firefighters.

Ketut Untung Yoga Ana, a Jakarta police spokesman, said 29 people had been killed, mostly electrocuted or drowned, while others died of sickness. "In Jakarta, Bekasi and Tangerang, 340,000 people have been displaced," Rustam Pakaya, a health ministry official said by telephone, referring to two areas around the capital. Newspaper editorials questioned on Monday why more had not been done to prevent flooding in the low-lying city originally built on swampland after severe flooding five years ago. Jakarta governor Sutiyoso told Elshinta radio that people in areas in danger of flooding must evacuate. He also brushed aside criticism of his administration's handling of the crisis. "This is a natural phenomenon that happens once every five years, like in 2002, and may happen again five years from now. What is important is how we minimize the losses."

Yen too weak! Helmand too Taliban. Near space records. Second city sighing.

Feb 4, 2007

Fore For Four


Microwave kettle corn and pretend apple pie, other flossing favorites! TP, PT, juice for my babies! Hot lights kill kid, avoid them if you can. Bring on the spinoff, the reunion, the spun belt of offal wrapped around your dead faves neck already. Qui s'excuse, s'accuse. Sorry, I'll be better after this short rock foundation commercial break. I know I made up these commandments around here somewhere, I just can't seem to find where they meant. Huh? Monkies love puns. Boomers loved the Monkees. Boomers are subs!

Feb 3, 2007

Still Sweeping Boss


Why don't you just ask for the trillion dollars you really need? All is not quite lost? So we'll see that retroactive check in the mail any day now yes? And the legs and the arms and lives lost, smoke. How many ears and duffel bags made out, the contractor edit. Less oil now and electricity now than then, chaos between Sun and Shi and everybody else with an interest in crude intl. inc., 'em if you got 'em; soon you won't, and we'll have cars with sails, and maybe the water will come back, and maybe we will too, it seems to be playing our song, tastes like salt; and then you semi woke. Bennett Park Island Tours in true Venice Style, in our all-new luxurious bulletproof gondola UWV's.

Feb 2, 2007

AC AL N


That's not the flu. Just another reason to shake, chatter teeth, expectorate! Woolcap dirty boogie time, now sleep, it's so you. I know, 12 hours and a head shake, still here? Roll over. Give them your back or meld then, we all wake up to yesterday on a loop until the big snuff film comes for tomorrows fin; psych, we'll make great mutatos, glowing brightly between robo arbors; battery for a spark.

Feb 1, 2007

Peshawar Kandahar Kabul and Quetta


To February!(pronounce the r, it's fun c'mon! you so sounded drunk) Too cold yet for naked under the sundress squatting down onto the blanket(this ain't no bingo) and me in the park, and Dengue fever(depending on the latitude/drowning/dying/drying winters) carriers, and 40@ uh is a punchline for people who also used to have to duck certain neighborhoods and blocks before they blended in like you'll never let them, yet they thrive(when they aren't dying just like you).