Land of the Rising Sun

We will be a pair of spicy ladies in hellacious heels mixing it up at the Knox Street Pub tonight around 10-11pm. Converse with us by using your riveting moves on the dance floor or approach us with your smoothest lines (why yes, our names are milk, and yes we would do your body good). We'll be a pair, so bring a pal or seven! See you there in your Sunday finest (in case we stay up until church-going time!) With hugs and kisses, Two Strangers PS Bonus for boys with bowties.

Eu vs. Us

Yea, political correctness is way out of control. Amerika is so victorian, even more so than the victorian's were. Europe is so far ahead of us in open-mindedness it's not even funny. However, great points. I resolve to compliment the next man I see who rings my chimes. Today's man has been beat-up to the point that they do seem afraid to be naturally aggresive. I always try to smile and make eye contact with nice men, which in Italy is enough to get me kidnapped by a lothario, lol, but I guess in today's America aggresive women are necessary to reassure men that we won't bite or whine about being "harassed." It's just harder for women when we're more of a Carrie or Charlotte than a Samantha. Where's my Mr. Big?

Cons piracy

"You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity." Heinlein's Razor gonna slice you up, but he just stole it and changed the words around, like all the other versions. "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." Robert J. Hanlon via who knows. "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." Frank Zappa. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein. "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." Elbert Hubbard. Not to mention Goethe or Bonaparte; I vote for some scribe in London, working for ale, turkey legs, and the love of the groundlings. Indeed, Angola is still run as a working farm, and Cain once said that the key to running a peaceful maximum security prison was that "you've got to keep the inmates working all day so they're tired at night." http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=groundlings

Early Monday in Ugly Orange

I meant the hideous color of my headings, not the glory of Bangkok at dawn. Today an uncommon snowstorm covered much of Portugal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_named_after_Ronald_Reagan The FA-18 was attempting to land on the flight deck of the USS Ronald Reagan during a training exercise early yesterday morning about 200 kilometres south-east of Brisbane. The pilot ejected safely but the $27 million aircraft was lost. Meanwhile, bags of rubbish from the aircraft carrier have been found in the ocean off the Queensland coast.

State of the Union address: A meshing of many ideas
By David Jackson, USA TODAY
WASHINGTON — Two senators solicit a report on what to do about the decline of science and technology in the USA.

You call that an opening sentence Mr. Jackson? For some reason the Beasties just came on in my head and they sang out snidely, "I was making records when you were still sucking your mothers dick." "Today(three days and four score fuckings ago) I gave a speech written by someone else, badly, and was applauded for it with glad hands, by the worst of our kind."(Err you go)

After You Typo, Naturally.

They exist because
if they didn't, you would have
to invent them, natch.
How many times has that ground been scratched in that same place by that same chicken? There is nothing new under the sun, but for the endgame, and rebirth; how many scratches do we get though, really, just the one sounds no damn fun? They weren't kidding with that revelation, because we love the game 'crusade' and 'spite your face' more than anything in the whole wide show. Put those babies on lockdown? I don't think so.

Play Nice!(Clang)

The presence of the deadly H5N1 bird flu strain in the northern part of Cyprus has been confirmed, said the European Commission on Sunday. Federer needed 2 hours, 46 minutes to handle the unseeded Cypriot Baghdatis, which he did with the help of 11 aces and 8 breaks. Officers discovered the six-year-old twin boys and their eight-year-old sister on a queen-size bed in what appeared to be a master bedroom near the rear of the wood-frame house, Sevier County sheriff's investigator Chris Brackett said. He says the administration tried to silence him after he gave a speech last month with this warning: "We're getting very close to a tipping point in the climate system. If we don't get off our 'business as usual' scenario and begin to reduce our greenhouse gas emissions, we're going to get big climate changes."

Gaza Gack Gang Game

Happy New Year Dog! Wah, Hamas this Hamas that, you forced the election, now fucking suck it. No, I won't be going for a visit anytime soon; but I've already seen an orange tree before, and I know where to get olive oil and ze pistachios. Security, thy stock is buy! Entrez esl.
[Materialisme Vs. Sexualisme
Guys always say that girls are materialistic. Well I seriously agree to a certain extend. All girls are materialistic. No shit. I'm sure girls out there don't wish to marry to a butcher at their local friendly market. Well that is materialisme. Although we usually say materialistic girls are girls that demands rich ass boyfriends or husbands. But as long as it concerns material its materialisme in my blinking opinion. But I do think nowadays girls are overly materialistic. They want to eat in posh shit ass places, use designer shit and they got to use the RM2 VIP toilet in KLCC cause it feels posh. Nowadays so hard and rare to find a more normal not so overly materialistic girl. So so so hard. Every female seems to be materialistic be it fat or pretty. But the prettier they are the more materialistic they are (Just generalising althought there are some outliers in this situation). I guess prettier girls have the bragging rights to materialisme. I guess cause they have the 'quality' to demand shit from you. But do guys just give in and buy shit for this hot chics. Do they? Nah...For guys its called sexualisme...Girls are materialistic guys are sexualistic. Just as material is to materialistic, sex is to sexualistic. You get the flow. Well I'm sure guys aren't so dumb just to give shit to girls for nothing. I guess they want sex. HaHa. Sexualistic! I founded this word! I'm so copyrighting it. So I guess both party gets what they want. Girls want shit guys want sex. But again I'm just generalising. Not all guys want sex. PS: I'll be lonely during Valentine's...My current gay partner would for sure have a date and dump me to be alone. Blah!]

N'est chez-nous

Are you my Baby's Daddy?

Looking for someone who wants to make a baby. No obligations outside the bedroom. Must have clean bill of health (must be ok to an exam) and be intelligent, tall, full head of hair (brown or blond), clear complexion, no physical or health defects. We can come to a workable arrangement and figure out details. Serious replies only. Pls don't waste my time if you're not up for the exam. Reply with pics, keep it PG guys.
this is in or around Wanna Be?

Forgive my Sacrileges

the ideal pussy
I am a single attractive white female....5'5", long, very dark hair, hazel eyes.... I am a single parent...seeking an attractive, single, white male to come to my place after my child goes to school for amazing, hot, intense sex. Must love giving oral...I love it slowly...have stamina.... Must be disease free...I am, so I expect the same. Any takers?
(Lat. sacrilegium, robbing a temple, from sacer, sacred, and legere, to purloin.) Sacrilege is in general the violation or injurious treatment of a sacred object.

Ditto Ditto

How single?
Some of you are on the further end of the spectrum than others. Speaking of myself, I'm actually semi-attached...I have a bf but things are on shaky grounds So, I'd like to make the acquaintance of a wholesome, down-to-earth, clever, career-oriented, & all around principled individual with good family values . Preferrably, you're open-minded & are comfortable circulating in all crowds... Long story short, not looking for a casual encounter but not essentially gunning for an intense ltr...Just hope to meet someone I can talk to who loves to have as much fun doing the simple things & walk on the wilk side I'm no ugly duckling...I get alot of a attention w/ my 5'5", 120lbs, athletic/curvy frame...darkskinned, long wavy hair, cute...

Barrie Barry

Satan Oscillate My Metallic Sonatas

Oh palindrome caribou,
how I love to dry your meat,
and eat the jerky.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=barry

Sitka Cold

Sorry for the misbegotten postage, it's just, nothing is as true as our itches, and we got that strange for days, breeders of content; now dis; the minutes in between fuck us up bad. Too much time alone to think, and then out and about and no thinking at all, got my thang on and I want some, I want some. Everybody does. Me and you too. Wasn't much of an apology, granted, but it always was and will be, my favorite show. (me on loop wrapped in a bearskin rug)

I Can't Stop!

DAMN the sex is so good...but, I'm going to have to leave you soon. See, there's a level of intimacy that fun and sex don't necessarily fulfill. Its a shame, I know, yet you don't seem to understand it. I can't continue to surrender my values and what I need in a person for you and I to just get it on. I know you think this is satisfying and all, and I'd bet you believe its love, but its not. No way. Love isn't this self serving. Its not just about how someone makes YOU feel or you sacraficing your body for the sake of great sex. Its about wanting the other person to be fulfilled. Actively seeking out the dreams of someone else. Not just drunken sex with some name calling and S&M activities. So thank you very much for the exercise, but I'm going to have to call it off for the sake of long term happiness. Bye

What's a Wife to Do?

You stopped by my place this morning after working all night to pickup a really nice item for your wife, that I was selling. We talked for a while, reviewed the item, you paid me, and I helped you carry the item out to your van. Maybe it was just me, but it seemed like there might have been more that could or should have been said? I don't think either one of us was sure at the time, but would like to talk to you again. If so, hit me back and identify the item and let's talk. You should still have my phone number from my last email. if not, I'd be happy to give to you when you answer this email. Let's talk.

Finish Them!

HEATHER A., YOU DID ME DIRTY. I CANT BELIEVE YOU COULD JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY GIVING SPIRIT AND NOT SHOW ME SOME GRATITUDE. WE WERE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP, YET WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE "EXCLUSIVE". NOW I AM STRESSED BECAUSE I FUCKED AROUND AND WENT UNPROTECTED. I HOPE I DONT HAVE A REASON TO WORRY, BUT IN ANY CASE, BECAUSE OF YOUR HOE MENTALITY, I WILL HAVE MYSELF CHECKED FOR STDS. IF YOU THINK THIS NOTE IS HARSH, TRY GOING THROUGH THE BULLSHIT YOU TOOK ME THROUGH THE OTHER DAY. BY THE WAY, I WOULD NEVER TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT YOUR SECRET LIFE WITH DRUGS, BUT DONT FORGET THAT I ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY REGARDLESS XOXOXO HAVE A NICE LIFE. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST HOLLA

Beautiful Babies

I'm pretty sure you're gone. If not totally gone, I know you're headed in that direction. I'm not sure what happened or why you turned away from me but I do know that it hurts. I had such high hopes for us. At first...at first I tried to hold back. I tried to contain myself for fear of becoming too attached. Afraid to become too involved I set up barriers. And then I decided it was ok. I decided I couldn't continue to deny the feelings that were racing through my heart. I couldn't thwart the thoughts that raged through my mind. And that's when it happened. Thats when I noticed your gradual withdrawal. The distance you were putting between us became evident. But, what could I do? If I pushed too hard, I would appear clingy and desperate. So, I acted like I didn't notice. I acted like it didn't matter. But, the truth? The truth is that I'm dying inside. I want to see you. I want to touch you. Hell, I would settle on just seeing your name in my inbox or on my phone as a text message. But its not happening. You're going away (maybe already gone). So why the fuck am I still here?

CryWolfBoySheep

I wish I had a digital camera, that top of the line kind that magnifies "the stars" nose hairs from across the street, also you can take pictures of the finer stars and brighter planets in perigee, with our spinning arms outstretched, to take in what we can only shake heads and hands at; how hard can it be? How hard is the human head? Soft as an ice cream headache, and as hard as conflicted diamonds.
Tax on Tax on Tax on Tax, and I love your big brain, but we haven't beaten back, a bad bug yet. Miracles, made upon the power of bullets and their internal ricochets, are anti-glory; and Honor is as dead as the water it lies in the pool of, poisoning.

See Ya See Ya See Ya

Now that Canadian voters have awarded a minority government to the Conservative Party, politicians and bureaucrats in Ottawa are busy preparing for the first major desk-swap in years. Paper shredders, for example, have been in high demand as public servants prepare to spend a few late nights erasing confidential records before the Tories take office, said Kathy Brock, a political science professor at Queen's University. It's one of the common steps taken when governments begin the complicated process of transition, she said. On Monday, thousands of anti-abortion activists staged a protest near the U.S. Capitol and the Supreme Court, calling on lawmakers and justices to trim back abortion rights. Among them was the Reverend James Nesbit from Missouri. "Lord, we bow very low here today for we are a guilty nation. We shed the innocent blood of 45 million children, Lord, and we know from your own word that their blood is crying from the ground and our own actions have brought a curse upon our land," said Mr. Nesbit. President Bush offered his support for the anti-abortion effort by phone, telling the protesters that they are pursuing a noble cause. Ford Motor Co workers face a "Black Monday" when the auto giant announces huge job cuts and plant closures in a new bid to counter the loss in market share to Asian rivals. News reports said 29,000 job cuts and 10 plant closures were to be announced by company chairman and chief executive Bill Ford yesterday. "We're going to do what we have to do. It's just very, very sad."

and Flashbacks

We had a wonderful meal at La Casino Real in the Distrito Federal, put our heads back on swivels for the sights and oh my, what sights; not to mention the smells and the scowls and the smiles and the tastes of México.

Fork in my Tongue

What I'm searching for is one special woman to meet with me two - four times a month over the next several months or longer. I want a discreet, sensual playmate, but I also want you to be a kind of muse for me. I want lots of ego strokes (you'll get them from me, too) and a thinking listener - I am starting a new small business real estate venture and want to have the added power that comes from having a creative, open woman on my side. If you are the right woman for this, you will understand what I mean. Our next encounter is whenever you're ready. You need to be a woman with common sense, good intuition, upbeat & positive attitude, and be slim/petite/HWP, reliable, playful and uninhibited in private. I'm 6', 200#, fit, over 40, attractive, single, and I am always a gentleman - and somewhat of a randy rogue in private, so if you enjoy intimacy, you should have a good time above and beyond the assistance for you. Maybe you're a student or a single mom or a working woman who wants to get together with a nice, attractive man occasionally without the hassle or hard work of a "real relationship". Maybe you've thought about something like this, but never pursued it... well here's your perfect chance to have a safe adventure and handle some of your other need$, too. Tell me about yourself... description, where you live, likes and dislikes, etc. Let's make a plan - but don't delay.

I'm a Dapper Dan Man!

Whether it is with some guy that just doesn't 'get it' or whether you're sitting there alone, let's take a chance at ending loneliness. There is nothing more lonely than having to sit there, depending on someone who isn't going anywhere with their lives. They talk about dreams but treat you like crap. You don't have to put with his insecure, immature ways. You can do something about it now. I am a secure, mature, no drama and successful man. I'm looking for a lady who takes care of herself inside and out. Treat yourself well and quit wasting your life. It isn't worth it. Send me a pic and lets get on the road to making our dreams come true.

I, I and Me.

I am a fantastic guy and hope to find a fantastic, fun, fit and active woman! Sounds easy enough, well not really, I have been trying this online thing since moving to the area a few months ago. I do enjoy the city and all it has to offer. I love the restaurants, city lights, museums, culture, music, sporting events and all of it. I would love to have someone who knows the area and all the “cool” places, take me around sometime. I have been to some great restaurants but love to find more. I love all kinds of music and it is what really makes me tick. I honestly don’t think I could live without music, all kinds for that matter. I am pretty active and stay in great shape. I am 5 ft 8, do not smoke and never have, and I drink very little. I do have a degree in nutrition but I am not a health nut or gym rat. I love to bowl, play tennis (although it has been awhile), golf, ride my mountain bike, roller blade, and play roller hockey with my son and just get out in general. There is really not much I don’t like to do. What else can I tell you? Well I am very passionate, loving, caring and love to hold and be held in almost any situation. I am a very affectionate person and love to kiss and have no problems showing my affection for the one I am with. Your girlfriends will certainly be envious of our relationship, should it work out. I am the one your mother did not warn you about because she dreamed of a man just like me as well. I am very picky who I date, I dont want another divorce should I marry again. I prefer a woman to be a woman and take care of herself in every way. I am worthy of your time and the one I am with will be a very happy and satisfied woman in so many ways. Am I bragging here? Well just a little but you have to find out for yourself. I am a very humble guy but sometimes you just have to blow your own horn!!! I will be more specific as to what I am searching for. Something I learned in church is to pray and be specific as to what you ask for, so here goes. I am searching/dreaming for an attractive, fit, passionite woman to come into my life. If you do email me, be ready to forward a picture or two or I will not be responding. I am just tired of all the games, phony profiles, men writing me and profiles that link to other pay per view naked sites. I am not into that crap and do not have the time for it. I am very real,, certainly not all that and a bag of chips I assure you but I am a very decent regular guy who is just looking and hopeful as we all are. Well not all of us.

Nijmegen(Same Guy, Different Web)

I’m a Black male, well educated, tall (6’ 1”), very active (work-out, jog, swim), a very healthy endowment, a great career in the I.T. industry, and I’m married. I’m searching for the ONE woman out there who may be in the same scenario as I (being unsatisfied & married). I’ve been attached now for about 8 years and it has taken me quite some time to gather the gumption to sit down and compose this ad (finally). The passion & sexual guile we once shared has long abandoned us, resulting in a relationship of pure “Convenience”. I’m in search of a beautiful woman (of any race), between 4’ 5” to 5’ 8”, average build (possibly BBW with a nice ass!!), a soft personality, looks awesome in a thong, and willing to endure intense sessions of sexual pleasure. Anyway, “Strings Attached” is fine with me, after all, I’m only looking for ONE woman to have a long-term relation with!! I do hope to receive at least one response from an interested woman out there.. I do have pictures of myself for trade, hope to hear from you soon..

The Other Scotland

I have to admit that I’ve been curious about this for quite some time now.. A friend of mine suggested that I rent the original version of “The Graduate” and watch the “Seduction” scene over and over again, he says it plays right in to my fetish of wanting to be with an older woman. I’ve just turned 32 years old and I want to, very much so, have my own “Mrs. Robinson” experience!! I’m considered by many to be very attractive, I’m a Black Male, I’m 6’ 1”,I have an extraverted personality, and I love to keep my body in shape. I simply love to kiss (been told I’m a great kisser), and I have a sex-drive that’s driving ME crazy!! I’m totally un-selfish when it comes to Love Making, and I’m a total animal when it comes to Fucking!! How about you, Mrs. Robinson? Now I do understand that this will not happen overnight, so I’m willing to be patient and wait for the right moment to present itself. I just wanted to get my ad out there!! Hope to hear from you soon!!

Blah Blah Blah

run_mickey_run: I am so sick of January.
run_mickey_run: And Febuary is usually worse.
grapefruitgirl30: that bad mickey? well, soon be over
Eire On Fire: no boredom here, darling
Eire On Fire: lol Robert, you're so kind. mwuahhh
Eire On Fire: Adorable gurl, where are you from?
run_mickey_run: Why is sex so hard to come by in January?
grapefruitgirl30: february is a nice month.... snowdrops
**ADORABLE**: Y .............eire.......i am from sweden, u??
run_mickey_run: Ruby, we don't get flowers here until about July
Eire On Fire: Adorable, I am from Oregon in the USA.
grapefruitgirl30: anyway thank god 2005 is over
**ADORABLE**: Y ...........eire...cool
grapefruitgirl30: bye demonica tc
rogering_rabbit: Bye demonica.
celtictwilight12: BYE DEMONICA YOU FREAK
run_mickey_run: what was wrong with 2005, Rubes?
grapefruitgirl30: well
attorney_type: LOL
Eire On Fire: boo, go poo.
Eire On Fire: sorry nick, im enjoying chat
attorney_type: What a dick
grapefruitgirl30: 2005 just wasnt my year, no matter what I tried to do something bizarre or cruel would happen at the last minute.......okay there were no car crashes and nobody close died.......but..........
Eire On Fire: ok
attorney_type: I am going to make some pizza pies
Eire On Fire: all this talk of food
Eire On Fire: I can't make up my mind
run_mickey_run: 2005 was the year I got into a fist fight with a 82 year old man.
run_mickey_run: lol
grapefruitgirl30: yes jack.
Eire On Fire: hey sweet man
sweet_man124: hey eire
rogering_rabbit: Did you lose badly, mickey?
sweet_man124: hola ruby
leo_elo2000 joined the room.
grapefruitgirl30: hiii sweet
sweet_man124: ruby
run_mickey_run: He was kicking my car. I asked him nicely to stop. He threw the first punch.
yoelroy_aka_schwarmerei: wb, Robert
Eire On Fire: sure Robert
sweet_man124: who was that mickey?
grapefruitgirl30: nice words to that jack
run_mickey_run: As he threw said punch, he said: "I was in the navy, boy."
eightythree_percent_happy: That man was Andy Rooney.
Eire On Fire: ok
run_mickey_run: No, he was taller than Rooney.
sweet_man124: so does peeing on them dagger
sweet_man124: sometimes that works too
rogering_rabbit left the room.
sweet_man124: awww jack come on..... never?
run_mickey_run: Had a good reach. But when boxing with the elderly, always remember that after three punches, they fall to the ground panting.
sweet_man124:
sweet_man124: not true
run_mickey_run: I did, however, mess up his comb-over.
wawa_music_chick:
sweet_man124: good move mick
grapefruitgirl30: lol
sweet_man124: did you hurt his hand with your face?
run_mickey_run: And then he was ticketed for disorderly conduct.
sweet_man124: lol@ Nj
Donnie: Hello all
sweet_man124: my gf said "kiss me where it stinks"... so I drove her to Jersey
attorney_type: I got a beer
attorney_type: Football today
sweet_man124: wow atty - theres a special occasion huh?
run_mickey_run: Ruby, why do you live in the Wrong Country for me hitting on you?
attorney_type: yeah, I usually don't drink in my bedroom
attorney_type: haha
monkeyboofishfish: wooo
wawa_music_chick: <:-P
grapefruitgirl30: saves time mickey
monkeyboofishfish: i need a consistent woman
sweet_man124: lol@ jack
sweet_man124: jack how can yopu defend jersey man?
wawa_music_chick: nice nick
run_mickey_run: Seeing anyone presently, Rubes?
wawa_music_chick: lol
grapefruitgirl30: yes mickey
sweet_man124: yeah me too monkey - continence is big in my ideals for a woman
run_mickey_run: See - if I was there we'd still be doing nothing.
run_mickey_run: lol
monkeyboofishfish: i was thinking of asking jessica alba out
grapefruitgirl30: lol
attorney_type: nick thinks hes from the 50s
Robert: what happened to Eire?
attorney_type: haha
attorney_type: LOL
grapefruitgirl30: you didnt really hit an old man?
attorney_type: livin a life on crack
monkeyboofishfish: she has nice lips
run_mickey_run: No. He attempted to hit me.
run_mickey_run: I was "parked in his space."
monkeyboofishfish: i dont believe y ou man!!
monkeyboofishfish: she wants me!
grapefruitgirl30: an old man hit my dad. slapped him so hard he fell and broke his arm. something about the war
run_mickey_run: I let him swing at me, wear himself out.
grapefruitgirl30: oh parking rage that happens here a lot
attorney_type: patrick is recording you

Wiki Golden

Geckos are small to moderately large lizards belonging to the family Gekkonidae and found in warm climates throughout the world. Geckos are unique among lizards in their vocalizations, making chirping sounds in social interactions with other geckos. Geckos are unusual in other respects as well. Many species have specialized toe pads that enable them to climb smooth vertical surfaces and even cross indoor ceilings with ease. These antics are well-known to people who live in warm regions of the world where several species of geckos make their home inside human habitations. These species (for example the House gecko) become part of the indoor menagerie and are seldom really discouraged because they feed on insect pests.
Most geckos are tan to dark grey, subtly patterned, and somewhat rubbery looking. Some species can change color to blend in with their surroundings. However others can be brightly colored. Like most lizards, they eat insects. Some species are parthenogenic, the females capable of reproducing without copulating with a male. This improves the geckos' ability to spread to new islands.
The toes of the gecko have attracted a lot of attention, as they adhere to a wide variety of surfaces, without the use of liquids or surface tension. Recent studies of the setae on gecko footpads demonstrates that the attractive forces that hold geckos to surfaces are van der Waals interactions between the finely divided setae and the surfaces themselves.
That these kinds of interactions involve no liquids (or no gases) is important; in theory, a boot made of synthetic setae would adhere as easily to the surface of the International Space Station as it would to a living room wall.
Many gecko species may be kept as pets and will eat various kinds of insects they are also known to crawl into human ears and lay eggs in their brain. The eggs then germinate in the brain and once they have hatched the baby Geckos feast on the human brain. For this reason they are known to be the most deadly animal alive on the planet earth.

Having incalculable value

Mainly this will be a challenge to one's reading comprehension because otherwise, there is no reason to contact me, okay? I am a self-possessed, independent, mature woman who thoroughly enjoys being alone most of the time. However, I am also a passionate, hedonistic creature who adores being adored, and adoring worthy creatures of the male gender. Having lived long enough to learn that my lot in life cannot tolerate marriage or cohabitation, I need to find the special people who only add comfort to my life without the shackles of permanence. I'm very fit; 5'8", 135 lbs., swim 54 laps twice a week, do yoga, Pilates, and weights. Dark brunette with sort of short, messy hair; great big brown eyes and long, very fit and willing to be fondled legs. The thing is that I need some kind of special person to meet my needs, and I'm not likely to tolerate attentions from anyone else who can't meet them.

Of inestimable worth

If this ad sounds like you, great, I'd love to hear from you. If most of these qualities don't sound like you, thanks anyhow, and I hope you find the right someone. White male, late 20's-early 40's, professional/good job, height/weight appropriate. Educated, intelligent, well rounded, athletic/fit, health-minded, emotionally balanced, kind/good person, not socially retarded, preferably never married and fiscally sound. I prefer someone more spiritual than religious, or Jewish; if you're a hardcore Christian, we won't click. If you are a smoker or have kids, I'm not the lady for you. No drama please, no crazy exes, no drug/alcohol issues. I'd like to find a guy who is masculine, preferably a bit on the muscular or buff side, but not a big macho sports fan tough guy (I don't do Nascar). If you like good wine/good food/finer things (without getting yourself into debt), if you're a reader, if you're well traveled, bonus points for you. You don't have to be stunningly gorgeous, but yes, attractiveness does matter. Chemistry is hard to define and harder to find, if we don't have a spark, that doesn't bode well. If you don't know what "bode well" means, please don't answer my ad. I'm looking for an LTR, someone to grow and share life with. I don't need "$upport", a random sexual hookup, or someone who already is attached. I have a lot of good things to offer, I'm attractive, and the man I'm looking for mirrors a lot of my qualities. I will tell you more about me when I reply. Please tell me more about yourself, and of course, send a photo if you can.

People are Priceless

its hard for me to find a some one that i am attracted to. i am 6'1 . can you see my problem? i'm furiously attractive even if so tall, but dating shorter men (even tho i've tried) leaves a feeling similar to that of finding a cold fish in my mail box..i always feel like im in the middle of a prank.. im extremely good natured and kind, a young cristian seeking to grow in jesus's path, and artistic, but not a bit condeming or stuffy & extremly liberal...for example : i think gay and lesbian couples are doing what they want and it doesnt bother me, i think they should be allowed to marry for numerous legal reasons, but not in a church where it is forbidden i also have a beautiful daughter (1year old) when i found out i was pregnant i was saved by jesus and my life has gottn better all the time please send photo with response..

Truth is out of style

You should write on rice paper Mr. X, for the see through.

Dog Sculpture

Barely a month after it eased a two-year ban on American beef imports, the Japanese government reinstituted it today after finding a prohibited backbone in a shipment from a Brooklyn meatpacker. There is no evidence to back Osama bin Laden's claim that al Qaeda is gearing up to attack the United States, but there are signs the group is active in the country, a leading Republican lawmaker said on Friday. The whale was spotted in the afternoon as it flailed around in the murky waters of the Thames, stirring up patches of what looked like blood as seagulls hovered above and rescue boats stood at the ready; it was the first sighting of a Northern bottle-nosed whale in the river since 1913. As the clock ticked down yesterday on a deadline by Iraqi kidnappers to murder Jill Carroll, an American journalist, the leading Sunni politician she was visiting when she was abducted appealed for her release. Investors took fright on Friday as disappointing corporate earnings reignited fears that the US economy's record-beating run of profits may be coming to an end. A space capsule that captured interstellar and comet dust during a seven-year voyage through the heavens was finally opened by scientists this week, and they were delighted with what they found. People who regularly use cell phones don't face an increased risk of developing brain tumors, according to a study published in the British Medical Journal. Iran is withdrawing its foreign currency deposits from European banks, the central bank governor said Friday, a move designed to protect its assets from U.N. sanctions that might be imposed over the country's nuclear program. NASA's New Horizons spacecraft executed a picture-perfect liftoff from Cape Canaveral in Florida on a nine-year journey to Pluto, the last unexplored planet in the solar system.

The opposite of a waffle...

is hey everybody, more in your fucking face; because we go from cut-offs and the ditches not taken, to cars to cars and poles, direct hit no survivor bombscrays; slaves for everyone(but the slaves masters), and breakings worse than the olde kings quarterings, the breaking by inches from the "what do I do?" crush of every day and all the minutes in between slow time to where'd it go fast time, to space time, when you're living the life behind the eyelids that is also you; but what do we know from us, ourselves, and the wheezes; all we know is it hurts so bad and even the best of the best, for fading or leaving. My name is Situation Normal, pleased to meet you, long time fan, first time fawner; I have some property you're going to just fall in love with in Shoshone, California..

Viva La Next

Golden Globules of celebrity flop sweat and fashion hit or miss vs. the war in Lincolns Head. If that's all you've got, we deserve to be so hated; dissed, done in, dusted for prints. I don't see anything to respect, or land ho either, and when you play in the whirlpool in deep blue dreaming, you will find it never, neverland neither; all exeunt, all.(aka ala gtf out)

The Spinaloga Spine

Rejoice Motherfuckers. Your freedom is at hand. What's that? You wonder no more homespun, it is whatever you want it to be, just like having a soul or every religion, those homer fantasies about winning the "Big Game"; which is as apt an analogy as you'll find in this here life, Big Money; oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was your name. I hope you'll forgive me for checking out the outs, but there are no answers to all those babies questions, none worth their weight anyway. Hug 'em up and cry pre, they'll break your heart soon enough, but you will never not love them enough not to be the coat for their mud puddles in the skint knee street, teen gloaming on the way, the waiting up for waiting ups sake, learning to let go of the you in them so they can be fly, and be free.

Is This Thing On?

Hey Hello Tirana
Nice to be here in your lovely city, you hear so many, things. People, what are you going to do? Backs to the walls and all eyes, watching the live ones live, till later when you run up or just appear upon and take tithes; go back to the room and call up that whatever-a-trix that fixes you up just right, puts you back in autoglide, no thought for sharks, just the smell of blood and electrical stimuli; sub deep to the sheeps eyes, never knowing the wolves among them but for the missing in the cull of the night, and know the shepard too, takes his cuts. But it isn't for the meek to discuss, we have our place, and ours is to know it; to be good food, fodder, bench and bearer, for our betters.

I didn't mean anything,

by anything. I'm sorry if you took it to heart. I'm vitriolic and bombastic, sure, but it's just more words; and they don't mean a ny thing. Not like a kiss on your forehead, that burns but doesn't hurt.

L-ve Run On

I'm not in my right head to write this, but I don't know from anywhere but my in here, and who's to say or not say "things", really though.
We all think we know it all knowing nothing but ignorance is bliss sure and that it hurts between the swooning nicely spots and blood oaths to forever broken like a bad dogs chain, and baby always gets the bite, because you gotta go, you know you gotta go, get gone, tomorrow is another day and won't wait so hold your head up high and smile through the pains, shake them off(dogs back cats paw ducks ass), erect of carriage always and always on the smile, but never with your eyes. There are no bad dogs, but there is a choice with us to be good, or bad, kind, or cruel, and it matters very much. I wish I could soothe it all for you, but the truth I keep telling is that I am not enough, not near enough, and I know my here better than anyone, to know. Not that I know from fuck all.

I am a Clown(Playing Playing)

Carriage cultists, got no time, to think about a future without combustion. Who needs scientists or weathermen to tell you what the weather is, or whether it's warming and this or that is toxic(it is); if you have to ask, you will never know, we only learn in vices of steel. Too late my heartbreak, little too, but hey, nobody ever got out alive anyway; Gabriel was vaporized playing with China black powder. Expiring eggs, and the angsts' men will never know, very plural; although we will be the cause of a lot of that angst. We want it, you want it, but easy won't be a player; not when it's so much funner to play cat and mouse gamers, between the freedom to love forever, two as one, the freedom when they bore of you(r shit) and their playing, and the freedom of evisceration. The heart is a method actor, and takes no direction. We'll all laugh later when the joke hits, but in payment for it, you have to keel over after getting it. There is no past! It is all now now and that slipping fast, call it all what you will will. Always looking for wormholes and answers, this is the wormhole, you're living it, and answers I love, but they're just question breeders. I hope only to live well enough, that someone should stack rocks where I fall. A small pyre for just another firefly folk. Tell me a story for the road.

Nobody reads anymore.

112All Over The World112(Pixies4ever!)

With a pet at my side God in the sky Snow falling down Freeze my body to the ground I can't ride But one more time I will ride All over the world

Washed over the side Top of the sky Slow diver down Two feet land on a different ground You can't live easily You can't even speak But all of them speak All over the world

I will meet you over there I am going to meet you over there Washed over the side Top of the sky Slow diver down Two feet land on a different ground You can't live easily You can't even speak Fish all of them speak All over the world

A plain with no herd Not even a bird When one side is hot The other side of the moon is not It's just like a ride Maybe some time They'll make it a ride All over the world

I will meet you over there I am going to meet you over there

Time is an arrangement Time is an arranger I am a derangement

All my thoughts All I am are my thoughts All my thoughts I am all what I'm taught

Better call the ranger Got a train derailment Better call the ranger

What I'm taught All I am are my thoughts All my thoughts All I am are my thoughts What I'm not

111 I'm Amazed 111

[kim deal]...girls and fucked 'em at school
All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
[black francis]- So I applied basically
[kim deal]- He was gone the next day
[black francis]- I went off with the team
[kim deal] It's like -he was go- they just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so... quiet about it
And then the next thing you know...

The day before that I was wed
She went upstairs and she cut her hair (away)
I'm amazed (x3)
And when I was a little boy
A ball of string my favorite toy
I'm amazed (x3)
Before I died, I took my Honda
And packed it up up up to Arizona
I'm amazed (x3)
I am amazed

Sex Sex Sex

I so had you at Sex.

To The NSA/SS/Whomever

Please disregard the last few posts, a monkey got ahold of my computer. We both, in no way, subscribe to anything but the full furtherance of Americas policy in each and every facet of its workings, both foreign and domestic, now and forevermore. Thank You.

Yours Sincerely,
Pleasedont Killme

Blogg(er) zucks ze Big 1

Know that I hate you all, and myself for loving you.

"Ah man, wee but a feul wad hae sold off his furnitor and left his wife. Noo, yor a fair doon reet feul, not an artificial feul like Billy Purvis! Thous a real Geordie! gan man an hide thysel! gan an' get thy picks agyen. Thou may de for the city, but never for the west end o' wor toon."
(Rough translation: "Oh man, who but a fool would have sold off his furniture and left his wife? Now, you're a fair downright fool, not an artificial fool like Billy Purvis! You're a real Geordie! Go, man, and hide yourself! Go and get your pick (axes) again. You may do for the city, but never for the west end of our town!")

The term Geordie is often incorrectly used to cover all the peoples of the North East of England, though this usage is generally confined to people from other parts of the United Kingdom, and is considered an insult by North-Easterners who do not come from Tyneside, due to intense local rivalries. To North-Easterners the term exclusively refers to persons from Tyneside; since about 1991 people from Wearside have been termed Mackems; people from Hartlepool are known as Monkey hangers, whilst natives of the Teesside conurbation are generally referred to as Smoggies. Also, people from South Shields, on the south side of the Tyne, yet on the Durham side, are called Sand-Dancers, often described as having a stronger accent than their cousions, and sometime foes, from Newcastle. People from the countryside in between these urban areas are generally referred to as 'farm yackers' or 'pit yackers' (particularly in Northumberland around the Ashington area).

GeorgeGeorgeGeorge

Gold Baby

Ho Hum

The Fin

Afflicting the Ge, always draws an equal wrath, reap it; from then to now to anon. My name is not Cassandra nor is it O'brien, I just watch a lot, and worry for those who would slay me or debase me for defending them, ah vox populi; I love them all, myself, but the crime of us is indefensible.

Zeta Lives!

I damn your (7) "wonders of the world", as there is more beauty in a square yard of earth, than your big brown eyes will ever know.

The animals we morph into animation glee are our teachers disdained, because "I'll never need to know that in real life", forgetting or never knowing, heathen or infidel, that without listening you will not learn to hear them tell us how to live in harmony, without ruining it all on the cusp of a saviors coming.

101 and still bullet free!

Better Varanasi than Vassar, those Williams boys just want your pain. Sweet sash, around the windows of our houses plumb-bob wobble; it does the dance to our shaking booties in the rooms above.

Shaking that ass to a dirge all dressed in black, gray grinning like a villain unseen yet famous, while the masses fantastic white, lays knocked the fuck out.

As of January 2, 2006, no official patch exists.

The scattered sands of our shifting selves; what word, could heal or hug? Thief raven knows better than us, who we are; carrion eaters and carriers of love, but we fight it and fall for bugs, blow-ups, and bangbangbangs.

It is this, simply hard: We are all we'll ever have. This is our only home. There are no comebacks. Love one another while you may. These are the good old days.

AllCrazyAllRightUpToYourFaceAndDisYou

There has been some debate about how Arial is correctly pronounced, and although people may be used to saying "air-ree-al", they are incorrect. The correct pronunciation is "are-ree-al".(Jesus wept.)

You sell crazy like Patong sells sex, another ugly white pate with a broken aerial, distorted signal; only goal, a long line of people to walk on like Jesus o'er the water, like Buddha supine against the tree apres.