Of Nineteen Letters

Scientists worked on Saturday to try to determine why hundreds of dolphins became stranded in shallow waters and later washed up dead along the shore of a popular tourist destination on Zanzibar's northern coast. Iran promised Sunday it would show "maximum cooperation" with a probe into its nuclear program on condition the case was dealt with by the International Atomic Energy Agency and not the UN Security Council. The news of Indian telecom engineer K Suryanarayan's killing by his Taliban abductors in Afghanistan shattered his family in Hyderabad. A foreign young woman was hit by a car in Regional Road while she was crossing the street in the early hours of this morning, the Maltese police said. In a week when Charles Clarke mislaid 1,000 foreign convicts and nurses booed Patricia Hewitt off stage, it was the deputy PM Prescott being caught with his trousers down that proved most likely to capsize Blair's dinghy. Reciprocity and win-win result are the cornerstone of China's cooperation with Africa on energy. The bilateral exchanges go further than energy. The militant Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) said Sunday that it detonated a car bomb amidst petroleum tankers close to the Warri refinery, in the oil producing area of Nigeria. The vice-president of Malawi, Cassim Chilumpha, has been arrested on charges of treason, reports say. He is accused of holding meetings in which members of his United Democratic Front party conspired to topple the country's president, his lawyer said. After Nintendon announced the official name of its next generation console, known as Wii, fan reaction was less "whee" and more "why"?

Disregard The Date

And the happiest of birthdays to my two favorite males, you know who you are. Thanks Father, for your one best shot. Mother, as always, all my love. Scientists claim to have developed a male contraceptive that not only offers 100% protection, but also has no side effects. Damnit, I want nieces and nephews! Lots, like catholics or 3rd worlders many. You live fast when your life expectancy is 30.

Bent Broke Broken

You don't have to paint your knees, the bruising will be fine. A 100 miles south of Huntsville, lies Birmingham; and I have a love for the name Alabama. A need for a piano and keys to tickle, but no piano, is a berm. But don't jump off, you may be all wet, but the sand isn't. Now you thought I would say "hot." But she ruined it for me. There is no "it girl", just a long succession of the very lost and lonely. But why should they be any different from everyone else? Indian names for places also past, in the mists of development, its arms squeezing out all life not foundation, grading the alone for ads by google. Single something seeking an NSA arrangement with a mean puppeteer.

I See Blue Spots

A transformer is an electrical device that transfers energy from one circuit to another by magnetic coupling with no moving parts. A transformer comprises two or more coupled windings, or a single tapped winding and, in most cases, a magnetic core to concentrate the flux. An alternating current in one winding creates a time-varying magnetic flux in the core, which induces a voltage in the other windings. Transformers are used to convert between high and low voltages, to change impedance, and to provide electrical isolation between circuits. Step up, step down, isolating, variable. Losses.

Rainy Naps Are Best

But looking down on those dear to you while they're sleeping, is even better. The dark watching moments over the cribs, no wonder people gush about their kids all the time; it is something, more than I know. I can't even take care of myself. Well, I can, but what is life without someone to give and get: love, affection, and a grilled cheese from? Et al. Too many grammatical errors, crashing the Crays, or maybe's, our fans just overheat, black out, reboot; you know you should let it cool first before restarting, but restraint comes hard; and so do we. Soft as we are underneath, just that hard of head (and of hearing).

Osama Bin Lagging

Misogyny? Is that like the soup? Once more unto the breach. Women are the stronger gender, as proof, see every relationship, ever. I'm not saying that all of them are good, and all of us are bad, just that on average. Crazy is our most abundant fertilizer, all the water's run with it now, and it grows faster than any fish or algae, save for the invasives. "Look it, look it, there's no magic wand," insisted Hastert, when asked when his proposals would bring down the $3 a gallon price at the pumps. Threaten the taxpayer subsidies of ExxonMobil and Chevron? The judge in the sentencing trial of al Qaeda conspirator Mad Zacarias Moussaoui reminded jurors Friday to avoid looking up words in the dictionary after learning a juror went on the Internet to find out what "aggravating" means. Worst Presidente Wurst Ever.

The Other Velcro Don

On Friday, Scotland Yard declined to comment on reports that many of the businessmen involved in the "cash for ermine" scandal faced police questioning after Easter. Hair wars broke out at Westminster yesterday over the disclosure that Cherie Blair charged the Labour Party £7,700 for a personal hair-stylist during last year's general election campaign. Mr Blair strongly defended Charles Clarke the Home Secretary, and Patricia Hewitt the Health Secretary, who have been at the center of the storm of criticism engulfing his administration. Asked if Miss Hewitt had offered to resign after she was booed and heckled by nurses and heath service workers, Mr Blair said: "Certainly not, and nor should she." On the foreign prisoner release blunder, he said that Mr Clarke should be allowed to get on with the job. "To be fair to him, he is actually sorting it out now, I think he should get on and sort it out." Pedal faster. No, faster.

Hey San Hosay

Where the rent isn't cheap, but you get the vibrating beds for free. The opening number of Rhett Miller's new album(disc?) "The Believer" is called My Valentine, and its opening line is: "Sex during wartime is better than peace/it's the one thing good about war." I respectfully disagree, sex is good anytime at all; and you know you all need it. Bad. Like the writing, the wiring, the hollow ducts where the wires were supposed to be, excuse me. It was a government contract,
bid by, and for, monkeys. It means pedal, so get to pedaling.

OC But Not Cali

Angelina Jolie has finally broken her silence on her relationship with Brad Pitt and says the media scrutiny makes her giggle. I don't know which is funnier, her "acting" or anybody caring. And that goes for all of them. Actors and CEO's are the most dispensable thing in any medium, but lawyers and agents have flipped it. Where the fuck is my personal jet? Where the fuck is my trailer? And the boardrooms and stockholders, pick an industry, any industry: Pay Me. See you on the set-up. United 93? You scumbags. I hope all connected get a nice and terminal case of le flesh eating virus. Middlesbrough comes back from four down to win, aggregating on to the finals for the first time ever! Hey, my bro is a middle bro too! Goggle has unveiled a new plan to spread the open-source Firfox Internet browser, starting off a new phase in the browser wars with Misosoft. Okay, is the team set up in Redmond? And the ordnance? We have a Go. With another hurricane season rapidly approaching, President Lush is assuring residents of America's Gulf Coast that the government will be ready to help should a killer storm strike once again. As good as last time? "Our current assessment is that the risks to inflation are perhaps the most significant at the moment," Fed Chief Bernanke said. Unless you have a taxpayer funded car and chaffeur, you mushmouth mf.

Sir Madam Prize

Rice said US officials were hearing "loud and clear" that the new Iraqi leadership intended to be nonsectarian in its decisions on who should head ministries, particularly Interior and Defense, which oversee the police and armed forces."I think they understand the importance of appointing ministers and subordinates who have a reputation for technical competence and a mindset that is nonsectarian."

Maysoon al-Hashimi, sister of Tariq al-Hashimi, and her driver were killed by four gunmen driving in a BMW in the al-Alam neighborhood of southwest Baghdad. 3 Italian soldiers and 1 Romanian were killed when a roadside bomb ripped through their convoy in southern Iraq, the Italian defense ministry said. A civilian was killed by a roadside bomb near the city of Kirkuk, police said. 2 people were killed and 4 injured in a roadside bombing aimed at police. A bomb on a bus exploded, killing 4 people and injuring 21. Just north of Baqubah, a roadside bomb exploded in the village of Kharnabat, killing 3 people and injuring 10, local police said. Police also recovered 15 bodies from various Baghdad neighborhoods. A well bled yada times 3.

456+6+6 Uno

Destroy the posts all you want, I'll ride again and die again, because I have a thing for road rash. What's that you're smoking, Holocaust? Somewhere Baby, and thats a fact; did we teach them how to hack off limbs, or was that Leopold the II, or did we just provide the machetes? And guns and powder, gatling cut with no Larry, but mean Mo(e); I miss Curly, I know he's been dead for a while now, but some people we just need. Pain is the only unifying theorem, leave those butterflies be; our chaos is as predictable as our conjecture.
See almost surely.

What George Wore

Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are working on a high-tech device with seemingly a multitude of uses in lessening our crushing overload of banality: a boredom detector. A talker, via a wearable camera and software that measures facial expressions and movements, could know whether he has lost touch with a listener (via signals from eyebrows, lips, nose, etc.). The device was designed for the autistic (who are typically oblivious of other people's reactions), but would be useful to anyone underskilled at being interesting. So far, the software is said to be accurate 64% of the time, according to a report in New Scientist. Go take a walk.

Is It About Sex?

According to a police report on the Arizona State University student newspaper's web site, an 18-year-old student, arrested at Hayden Library for masturbating openly while watching Internet porn0, explained to police, "To be honest, the internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough." Stan and Stella Hagarty began an internet business recently as the Wholly Love shop from Bridgend, Wales, specializing in sex products for christians "to enhance your sex life with your spouse," including Pure Arousal Super Stretch Rings, Silver Clitoral Charms and the Snail Trail Vibrating Tickler (but no pornography or bondage or anal-use items). Convicted Iowa sex offender Scott Smith petitioned a judge not to make him wear the electronic ankle monitor as part of his five-year probation because his Brotherhood of Christ sect regards electricity as one causes of why people disobey God. In March, three men were arrested in rural North Carolina and charged with castrating several such needy men who had read about the unlicensed "surgeons" on the Internet and traveled from other states (and one foreign country) to get relief. (Under North Carolina law, the specific crime is "castration without malice.") Following a hung jury in England's Winchester Crown Court in April, Linda West faces retrial in the 2005 death of her husband, which she said was accidental, in that her gun slipped while she was energetically performing a Shania Twain number ("Man! I Feel Like a Woman") in what she described as the couple's sex game. Setmatch.

My Inside Source

You post the lyrics to one Goodie Mobb song, and the next the you know, you're tied to some stone search weirdness. Hey Sri Lanka, nice almost peace talks, enjoy the new same old war. Tony Snow, a Pox News radio host and former presidential speechifier, has decided to accept the job of Off White House press secretary, a Pox colleague said. Denise Richards fears her estranged husband Charlie Sheen, may have had a hand in the death of a porn star and alleged hooker who ratted him out to a tabloid last year, court papers reveal. Arabs throughout the Middle East expressed outrage yesterday over the triple bombings that ripped apart the crowded resort town of Dahab, Egypt. The reaction signalled a growing backlash against al-Qaeda-linked groups. In a city that lives for the whispered nugget of information, fired CIA analyst Mary O. McCarthy is viewed as both hero and villain. Talk about whatever you want, unless its about messing with the money or the power. You know the way out, yes?

Hello Houston

We have retardation and oxygen issues with the servers, please hold for telemetry. While I go and slip into the the escape pod, there's little more in life in space as relaxing.

I Swim To Work

I'm sorry, did I say $3 dollars a gallon, I meant $5 and rising. The copper of Arizona is destined for China (cement too). I understand Sir, you were driving by on your way to work and it was a dollar less, but we can legally change the price three times a day. How the hybrids do sing now, songs of batteries and the acid fill-up of all those suv stomachs, soccer moms turned out on the corners for gas money, to afford the broods chaffeuring. These civilized false fronts, eaten out by the carpenter ants and termites of our neglect and lack of imagination, too shall fall; with only the mounds remaining for ever knowing we existed at all. Many wings rise up into the mouth's of birds, but they won't be stopped, mass + will wins; you can call it pheromones. Failure to adapt is the best way to commit suicide.

451 Fairlyhit

Black = Frank. White = Mister. Gray = Everyone.
Now why would I fuck around with perfection?

Last White Don't

Don't Chat!

Chatting

leads

to

treason.

I Dont Know From

And I think I like it. The places quiet call to me, and if I miss you I can always watch tv and get sick of all of you all over again, but I think I'll stick to watching the real stars in a land with few lights, supine on a blanket with love in held hand, our eyes scraping along the rim of the sky. My favorites are every single one, but some talk to me in twinkle speak, colors flashing in time to my hearts beating; but they only utter of awe, and we only listen to what? We want too.

Lookout Cape

Must I speak and write perfectly, for you not to disdain? Or is it just my ideas (having dropped the l, somewhere) you don't agree with? Lock of hair for your thoughts. I think you don't care, verymuch. Space squished intentionally, it makes for better real estate and kisses. Kisses and. A plastic bag for your hand in life, flip it inside out and make a knot, find a can, we trash it all, street, dirt, glade; et cetera sera! Be will others the and. Saladin was a Kurd from Tikrit.

Mook Mo No Ehs

hi
hi
feel like talking?
no, you've already stumped me
silence

twin come back to me
so I don't feel so alone
in this distant land
where all are strangers sniffling
for their mothers gone to work

we don't do daddies
that's just a sexual term
for the dead inside
a squirrel for the hollow
where their insides used to be

A tanka or three
yon waka for my wacko
that eats inside out
it won't help but keep breathing
this is the only only

A Forked Wicket

I was looking up goosander, so like the idiot I most assuredly am, I go to Dictionary.popup; origin unknown? Now I have to know, so I type it in again and Yo. Fine, not what I was after, but I have a flickering attention span and will play along; I love the water too! Clicking by looking at pictures of ducks, and then it got very weird.

A Short Sparkly

Oh Nepal, didn't that crazy one show you how to deal with the Royals? IMF, just die MF's. According to sources, if you go to see "studio movies", your brain shrinks in corresponding correlation to the number seen. Not that "indies" aren't owned by the same company, but at least the actors get paid less, and usually give a fuck at what they're giving; and some auteurs voice is carried. It was heard in ze Variety he has "dedication to the craft." So, care for a muffin, soda? You ready to make Mission Impossible $: Katies Great Escape?
8 countries since 1990 are known to have executed prisoners who were under 18 years old at the time of the crime: China, Congo (Democratic Republic), Iran, Nigeria, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, USA and Yemen. China, Pakistan and Yemen have raised the minimum age to 18. The US executed more child offenders than any other country (19 between 1990 and 2003) before the US Supreme Court ruled in March 2005 that the execution of children under the age of 18 was unconstitutional. Over 20,000 people on death row across the world are waiting to be killed by their own governments. Okay, Kate.

A Reality Moment

I type this as my girlfriend lays on the bed, moaning not in pain; space it as your brain demands. And I should go do that thing we do; but to find her later in her sleep, moaning with a dream of a sexual nature sweet; well, I just think that I'd like to be woken up like that, if I ever had those sort of dreams. So I do for her, and she never complains but moans again and comes awake, and comes again.

Hey Hey Hayden Hey

The Hazards Of Sitting Beneath Palm Trees

With your summer hat and smile
You came here to leave there
And as the sun stained your legs and your arms
The men arrive with their one-track minds
You like that they're there when they ask you the time
They say what they do, and they'll do what you say
And they'll tell you some lies if you let them . . . stay

And you laugh, but not too hard
And you look, but not too far
Your eyes drift across the beach
And just before you reach me, he speaks
His face is red, and he's talking to breeze
You get up to leave as the sun hits the trees
And you jump in the water with him at . . . your feet

And I laugh, but not too hard
And I look, but not too far

Mumps Dots Four Humps

A billion boiled vespers for my making dense, cigarettes burning for the old cardiac incense(d). Evensong can't save our lungs, and the babes coughings, or our disillusion with ice tech n ology. Sun for evening stars and false bottomed listers not rine, no germ killer could save us tumping. This is not p or pi or pee, so it must be q for qua for quaking, r for the return to red reticence. Stay your sad eyes.

Death Was Busy In Iraq

Apparently concerned that fighting in Iraq could spill over into this oil rich kingdom, Saudi Arabia is considering a major fortification of its 500-mile border with Iraq."The government is thinking of building an electrified fence along the whole border with Iraq in case things go really badly in Iraq and it starts falling apart in this direction," said a security adviser to the Saudi government who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the government has not made any official announcement of such plans and we made this up. It has, however, admitted that it is looking at strengthening its border defenses."We are currently conducting a study on technical defense systems which we can use to beef up security measures along the border," Mansouri al-Turki, an Interior Ministry spokesman, told the daily Al-Riyadhi.

In an amazing success for American medicine, preliminary government figures released Wednesday showed that the annual number of deaths in the United States dropped by nearly 50,000 in 2004, the biggest decline in nearly 70 years. The 2 percent decrease, reported by the National Center for Health Statistics, came as a shock to many, because Americans are aging and the population is growing and getting fatter. Some experts said they suspect that the numbers might not hold up when a final report is released this year.

Although the $2 billion project, dubbed Secure Border Initiative, has received relatively little public attention outside of industry circles, administration officials describe it in glowing terms. Homeland Security deputy secretary Michael Jackson introduced the idea at an industry conference last January as "a truly transformational opportunity." Jackson, who said the government has "never" had a credible plan for controlling the border with Mexico, told the gathering: "I want to make sure you have it clearly, that we're asking you to come back and tell us how to do our business." As competing companies prepare proposals, due by the end of May, skeptics are raising questions about whether the new approach will offer more security than past projects. "The immigration service does not have a good history of contract supervision," said Steve Camarota of the Center for Immigration Studies, a research group that favors tighter immigration controls. He added that "past experience" of lax borders also raises concerns. "Successive administrations have put a very low priority on immigration enforcement," he said. "There's nothing that this administration's done to show that's changed." Industry officials maintain that they can make the difference. And a fat profit I bet.

Your Reverse Lottery

According to the US Treasury Department, the 42 presidents who held office between 1789 and 2000 borrowed a combined total of $1.01 trillion from foreign governments and financial institutions. But in between 2001 and 2005 alone, the Bush White House borrowed $1.05 trillion, more than all of the previous presidencies combined. Having inherited the largest federal surplus in American history in 2001, he has turned it into the largest deficit ever, with an even higher deficit of $432 billion (Double Down Sir?) forecast for the fiscal year 2006.

Stranger Than Night

A lawyer for a schizophrenic Arizona man told the Supreme Court Wednesday that his client did not "knowingly and intentionally" murder a policeman six years ago because he thought he was killing a space alien who had invaded his hometown. Eric Clark was prevented from telling his side of the story and defending himself in court, attorney David Goldberg argued, because Arizona law barred him from presenting any evidence on his mental condition as a defense to first-degree murder charges. "That's unconstitutional," he said.
An unflattering British tabloid photo of Chancellor Angela Merkel on vacation has set off an indignant response in Germany, where politicians' private lives are largely off limits. The picture billed as a shot of the 51-year-old pulling on her underwear after a swim during her Easter trip to Italy appeared in an edition of The Stun. Germany's Bilge newspaper reprinted the page with part of the offending photo blanked out under the headline "The English Mock Our Chancellor."

Red Engine Rising

Would you trust a man with this wart? Baby Suri ("Princess" in Hebrew, "Red Rose" in Persian, and "Pickpocket" in Japanese) shot into this world weighing 7 pounds, 7 ounces, and was measured at 20 inches long. Crude oil prices have surged to a new record of $72.17 a barrel. In Europe, Brent crude oil rose to $71.84. In less than a month, prices have risen $10. 42% higher than a year ago.

Little Blue Daily

In questionnaires carried out by urologists, psychologists, epidemiologists and sexologists, nearly 300,000 people in 29 countries were asked about how satisfied they were with their sex lives and relationships, and about their physical ability to have sex.
Nations categorized as having more "gender-equal" relationships are more likely to report having fulfilling sex lives in their later years. People in long-term relationships reported having the best sex but across all countries men are more likely to say they have a good sex life than their partners, who are consistently a little less pleased.
Austrians aged 40-80 claim to have the highest satisfactions with both their relationships and sex lives, followed by Canadians and Swedes. Clive Gingell, a UK-based urologist who worked on the study, which was funded by the drugs company Pfizer, said: "The majority of men and women are having an active sexual life past the age of 40 and up to their 80s. It's surprisingly high in all countries, with between 70 per cent and 80 per cent of people saying they have had sex in the previous 12 months." This nugget has been brought to you by the letter C, the number negative 200 billion, and Who? The fuck.

I'm The Inciter

A bouchon is a type of restaurant found in Lyon that serves traditional Lyonnaise cuisine, such as sausages, duck pâté or roast pork. Foreigners often find the cuisine presented to be strongly oriented around meat, and rather fatty. The word is unrelated to the modern French word meaning "cork" or "traffic jam". Chinese Prez Hu Jintao pronounced himself "a friend'' of Microsoft Corp. as he toured the largest software maker's headquarters and dined on smoked guinea fowl at Chairman Bill Gates' lakeside home. A blistering four-year rally in crude oil shows no sign yet of running out of steam and crude could top $80 a barrel this year, boosting fuel costs for consumers and businesses, analysts said. What comes after $70? How hard is that analyst job anyway. Hundreds of fans, friends and industry insiders made their way to Fellowship Chapel on Tuesday to view the body of Detroit rapper Proof, who was killed last week in a shooting at an after-hours club. The shootout at the C.C.C. club claimed another life Tuesday when the man whom police say was shot by Proof, Keith Bender Jr., 35, died. Police say Mario Etheridge, said to be a bouncer at the bar and a cousin of Bender, shot Proof after the rapper shot Bender in the head as they fought over a pool game. Etheridge, 28, is charged with gun felonies, but not with the killing. At the church on Tuesday, many of Detroit's hip-hop elite, including Paradime and the entire Fat Killahz rap group, attended to mourn the loss of their friend in a very public way. Inside a gold-toned casket, Proof was dressed in brown-and-tan athletic wear and his signature Kangol cap, the same kind of outfit he'd wear in music videos or around town. A No. 1 Chauncey Billups Detroit Pistons jersey, autographed by several players, was draped over his body.
"It doesn't seem real", said Marv Won of the Fat Killahz.
"He was Superman. How do you kill Superman?"
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=guns

That Crazy Water Son

As if "getting it" would ease any of your sole or shared suffering. It'll never happen. Okay maybe, but for short moments only. Sense is so overrated, what have we ever won from it? I say slay them all and lick the blades clean, it's the only way we really talk, pinned under knees; turn your head and close your eyes, it won't make a damn bit of difference. This is the ride, the only forever, but you can say it anytime, and lie all you want. Mas besas, demandas amor.

Elliott Smith-Miss Misery

I’ll fake it through the day
With some help from johnny walker red
Send the poison rain down the drain
To put bad thoughts in my head
Two tickets torn in half
And a lot of nothing to do
Do you miss me, miss misery
Like you say you do?
A man in the park
Read the lines in my hand
Told me I’m strong
Hardly ever wrong I said man you mean
You had plans for both of us
That involved a trip out of town
To a place I’ve seen in a magazine
That you left lying around
I don’t have you with me butI keep a good attitude
Do you miss me, miss misery
Like you say you do?
I know you’d rather see me gone
Than to see me the way that I am
But I am in the life anyway
Next door the tv’s flashing
Blue frames on the wall
It’s a comedy of errors, you see
It’s about taking a fall
To vanish into oblivion
It's easy to do
And I try to be but you know me
I come back when you want me to
Do you miss me miss misery
Like you say you do?

Every Night Only

Sure you can stay, as long as you're gone by the time I wake up, because nobody wants to look at last nights mistakes, over a breakfast of cigarettes and 'how the fuck do I get out of this one?' "I'll go, thanks, it was...inter...esting. Just keep the audio visual toys, you'll need them in tonights lonely place, with your oldest dearest friend." Fuck You: Trophy Club Texas, you airs having, high hat giving, no good pieces of shit(highest order), Marshall Creek by another name. In early 2006, Bùi Tien Dũng, Executive Director of PMU-18 was detained, and it was announced that 1.8 million dollars had been embezzled to gamble on football matches. He was also accused of using the payouts to pay for prostitutes. One big Party every night, bring your friends. It won't wash Serbia clean, but the bath was still needed. Every teacher everywhere, could give a fuck about your particular student, but then you don't care very much either, beyond appearances. It makes perfect sense to me.

More Worser Than Ere

Hey there Control Panel, how you keeping it down? Accessibility well? And young Hardware? Oh you had to Add and Remove, Administrative Tools, those Automatic Updates will so be the death of me too. This is the Date and Time, there was a song stuck in my my head with no reboot to push nor plug to pull, and ixnay on me ricocheting anything around in my dome, not in this life; though some they, may do me, like that, famous picture circa some street in Vietnam then, now: Running from bullets is a bad way to make a dollar Display, Folder Options for Fonts that never get written again, save for the Game Controllers writing on their tombs, hammer meets chisel and so and so, go's; but actually, done got gone. Keyboard kicked over as the Mouse runs by, but of course your only Network Connections have their phones turned off, and accept no visitors; a Network Setup, right down the line. Do you imagine I give a yuck what you think?

Elliott Smith-Fond Farewell

The litebrite's now black and white
Cause you took apart a picture that wasn't right
Pitch burning on a shining sheet
The only maker that you'd want to meet
The dying man in a living room
Who's shadow paces the floor
Who'll take you out in the open door

This is not my life
It's just a fond farewell to a friend
It's not what I'm like
It's just a fond farewell to a friend
Who couldn't get things right
A fond farewell to a friend

He said really I just wanna dance
Good and evil matched perfect it's a great romance
I can deal with some psychic pain
If it'll slow down my higher brain
Veins full of disappearing ink
Vomiting in the kitchen sink
Disconnecting from the missing link

This is not my life
It's just a fond farewell to a friend
It's not what I'm like
It's just a fond farewell to a friend
Who couldn't get things right
A fond farewell to a friend

I see you're leaving me and taking up with the enemy
The cold comfort of the in between
A little less than a human being
A little less than a happy high
A little less than a suicide
The only things that you really tried

This is not my life
It's just a fond farewell to a friend
It's not what I'm like
It's just a fond farewell to a friend
Who couldn't get things right
A fond farewell to a friend
This is not my life
It's just a fond farewell to a friend

You Dirty Rats See Si

Consumer pigs, wee wee we. Can't horde gas for burning it up so flat-out, or electricity because it can't be stored (why not?) now roll the black and brownouts from too many ac/tv's, neglected infrastructure, bad/no planning. Build or Die! Out, away from. To what? And when it's all truly spoiled, if it isn't already, where and what the oink will you develop then? I hate all my hates, it lessens only me, and the truth that you seek is: being good for no reason, but for yourself knowing; and all the reward or punishment you'll ever need, is just that. I used to say, 'I always felt bad whether I won the fight or not' (heathen youth), and my friend Bill said, "Funny, I always felt worse when I got my ass kicked", and I re-remembered my mantra: Don't Speak.

More Melted Fjords

Quick quick let's, before we blow up again, before the babies take over the bed and we have to slip away to their bedroom to make sweet sweet love smells; does it ever get as good as on the couch under your parents noses, again? I don't know, I take it one O at a time, and fantasize a lot between ins. The Faint feign but still suck, weak lead singer and noise to no account; but my love for beats exclude them from this dismissal. Neko Case has a pretty voice, does it feed her folky fey? We're all going to die, so don't tell me you don't believe in fate, because it believes in you. Now puddle up for me.

What's It Called Again?

Artist: Peaches
Song: Fuck The Pain Away
Album: The Teaches Of Peaches

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?

huh? right. what? uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.

SIS IUD, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time.
Like sex on the beaches.
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
What else is in the teaches of peaches like sex on the beaches?
what? right. uhh.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Greuss Gott Endorphins

Tiger Woods has apologized for comments he made during an interview after The Masters at Augusta National Golf Club last week. When asked about his play on Sunday at Augusta, Woods replied: "I putted atrociously today. Once I got on the greens, I was a spaz."
"Tiger meant nothing derogatory to any person or persons and apologizes for any offense caused," Woods agent Marky Mark Steinberg said in a statement issued on the players official website. Britain-based disability organization Scope, formerly The Spastics Society, said of Woods's comments: "Once again, Tiger Woods demonstrates that we are two nations divided by a common language." Oh Britain, you fell further than all of them Baby! From world domination bent to PC nightmare, in 3 easy centuries. And it was his agent that actually made the apology. Tiger? More like Pussy.
PS British police are hunting for thieves who stole a 200-year-old cannon from outside a military barracks in southern England. They said at least two people would have been needed to hoist the 150lb cannon from outside St George's Barracks in Gosport on the south coast. "These artifacts are loaned to various locations in Gosport to show the pride that people have in the history of our town," said Josephine Lawler, curator of the museum which owned the cannon. "However, if this is what happens to them, there will soon be no more left to display."

No Mercy For Lawyers

The man (accused of killing?) who killed a 10-year-old neighbor girl in an elaborate plan to eat human flesh joked about cannibalism, discussed the effects of not taking his anti-depression medication and mentioned "dangerously weird" fantasies. All he wanted in life, Kevin Ray Underwood wrote in his blog, was "to be able to live like a normal person." People who knew Underwood described him as a quiet, "boring" and seemingly trustworthy young man. His mother called him a "wonderful boy."
He wrote that he rarely left his apartment for long stretches, except to go to work and to buy food. "I just sit here at the computer every minute of the day, when I'm not at work. A week or so ago, I spent my day off sitting here at the computer, barely moving from the chair, for 14 hours." He said one of his main interests was the online game "Kingdom of Loathing," in which stick figures battle one another.

The Eggministration

Iraqi Ambassador Expects Political Compromise Soon
Voice of America(And paid for by you know who. Yes you.)
By Stephanie Ho(Can I tell you, how perfect your name is?)
Iraq's ambassador to the United States says he expects a compromise resolution to a political impasse that has prevented Iraqi leaders from moving ahead with the country's new government. Meanwhile, debate continues in DC over calls by six retired US generals for Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to resign because of his waning erection for the war in Iraq. George Allen said he thinks singling out one person for blame is distracting from more constructive efforts. "So, a lot of this focus on an individual is a way of maybe criticizing the president, but it would be more useful, I think, if we looked at ways to find benchmarks of progress that could be communicated to the American people, rather than fixating on a personality."
US crude for May delivery hit a 7 month high of $69.60 a barrel as traders worried about a nuclear dispute between the West and Iran.
Chad accused Sudan on Sunday of trying to use the conflict in Darfur to destabilize the whole of central Africa and it demanded the international community intervene to prevent regional turmoil. (Sorry, busy elsewhere at the moment. Diplomacy? Never heard of it.)
Also Sunday, the U.S. military said four marines were killed during combat in the volatile Anbar province west of Baghdad as the number of American service members killed so far this month rose to 47.

A Posse Ad Esse

From being able to being. From possibility to being, or from being possible to being actual. Whoa Latin, you're killing me, but I know from: A tergo, from behind, used in medical jargon as a replacement term for sodomy. Jargon? No, it was a hard one, in my ass. I'll space it how I please! If you would but kill this rhyming part of my brain(such as it is/was), most assuredly I would never write again. Wait, this sounds like a come-on for a lobotomy fund, so make with the crazy! Hello, how are you? So, what's your closest Superfund site? If you live in Washington, DC your first question on meeting must be: So, what do you do? Not that they do anything, but oh how they love their titles, and bows. Somebody please go and scrape up Cupid,
and find me the Mary Janes.

Flashed Memory

One shopkeeper, who spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of retribution, said soldiers had gone around the market carrying a box full of afghanis, the Afghan currency, "buying all they could find." He said he had sold about 50 for $2,000, roughly $40 each. A day earlier, he had been selling them for about half that price. "They said they wanted them all and price wasn't important," the shopkeeper said. Drives also appeared to contain the identities of (soon to be dead) Afghan sources spying for the US. Asked what Miss Holmes could have during the birth, Tom Cruise told chat show host Diane (too much leopard print) Sawyer: "Whatever the woman wants. I'm not gonna tell Kate, you know. If she needs an epidural, she's gonna get her epidural." Miss Holmes, 27, who is due to give birth any day, looked weary while shopping at a Beverly Hills store this week.

Built To Squeal

Whew, some witch's monkeys almost got me on a swoop out of the sun, in a hunt for bunny loot. Bonny day to you too, if you survived the hawks and the other brownies and their wee senses of humors. Viscosity, is the quality of being viscous, or the ratio of the tangential frictional force per unit area to the velocity gradient perpendicular to the direction of flow of a liquid; but I like it because it's so close to vicious. Someone just told me "We're all unique, in our own way." I thought to myself, and we're the same in every way too. Ego, say hello to a kick in the breadbasket, my little airy friend deflates so prettily, but it isn't nearly as much fun as a balloon blown up and released to circle down. Hard breathing for a while, and then it gets easier, maybe, but the notches stay.

No Working Title

Dominik Diamond broke down and wept after watching nine Filipinos take their turn to be whipped and nailed on crosses and realizing that his turn was next. “God wanted me only to pray at the foot of my cross,” he sobbed, sinking to his knees and praying as local people and tourists started to boo.
Diamond, who said that he had had a crisis in his faith, decided to go on a pilgrimage taking in the Vatican and a Jesuit retreat in Italy, and culminating in the crucifixion to restore his faith in God.
After pulling out of the challenge, Diamond said: “At no point was it ever conveyed that I would definitely be crucified. At all times in this journey I have been guided by my God in ways I could never have predicted. Having experienced the humility of bearing my own cross through the streets, I felt my God wanted me only to pray at the foot of my cross.”
Five, the television channel, denied it was disappointed that Diamond, a radio and TV presenter and outspoken Daily Sore columnist, had decided against being crucified. No date has been set for the broadcast of the program. If shown, it may have to change its original working title, Crucify Me.

Basalt Break Fast

Oh for a croissant that doesn't make me want to spit it back over the counter in disgust! For the bridges of Prague, and fifteen minutes at un cafe universal; Everyone back to the time machine! The truth is, I never have to leave my head. But those Mexican shrimp taste better with an ocean breeze in sight of blue waters. When does that pass in the Rockies open? Are we there yet?
President Mahmoud Ahmafag Ahmadinejad of Iran appeared to threaten Israel with a nuclear attack yesterday when he said, "Like it or not, the Zionist regime is heading toward annihilation," he said. "The Zionist regime is a rotten, dried tree that will be eliminated by one storm."

Phlegmatic Rage

Everything you will ever hear about something spoken of as trendy, is already jaded to someone else, somewhere else; and if you see the satellite trucks coming for you, run fast fool. Ponzi Science as ology, vs. our love for Papa Faith, the sky being blue proof enough, so I'll believe if you do too: that babies are funny and the greatest show in this world, heartbreak included. Situationalists flown in for the script punching yup, yesterdays news rewritten for tomorrow; and we have it first! Glad hands painted on and reading along for you and you alone, with a short cut for emotions, set on half a second delay. And...frown for the camera, we have facial recognition and a go for liftoff, why are we so fascinated by red dead Mars? Now...smile big, a new fad is just in from Osaka, right after this break. Click. Hai!

Lychee Nutso

Good Friday, meet Salmonella Monday. And all your dies shall be cast upon the tarps still covering the pools. "What?" 'Does it matter?' With every other person selling crazy to those in between? I believe you believe that, I believe you do; I believe I will talk about you in my head while sitting quietly. The seed is poisonous, don't eat it.
Dwight Shrute: Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.

Faix Porte

Porte Faix. I don't know what it means, from Dre's or drays, xenon to whatever, and now anon. Burdens carry, carries burdens. It was just the name of a ship I saw once in a book, and the things that catch in the baleen mind, mind you don't: whatever, again. Playing is fun, never stop or die trying, Geronimo isn't always a bad way to go, a good day to die a good death on a good horse, riding; it's the only way to go. Do you really need to think it out and hone every little blade into a detailed yard then into a grove on into the pasture: a brown cow on the hill grazing, and a farmer rolling over the hill on his tractor, rocking lazily in his seat, swaying with the rising slope and its hidden green bumps, obviously tired from another too long day.